Metal Council Convenes To Discuss 'Metal Hand Sign' Abuse
VATNAJÖKULL GLACIER, ICELAND—Leaders of the metal community met Monday to discuss the overuse of the devil horns.
Issue 4145
U.S. Dollar Slips Against Canadian Acorn
NEW YORK—The inedible, impractical dollar touched a one-month low against the stable, calcium-rich acorn Monday.
Redbook Reporter Refuses To Disclose Source Of Recipe
ATLANTA—Nancy Steuber has refused to reveal the identity of the person responsible for the mouth-watering glazed-ham recipe.
Wife Always Dragging Husband Into Her Marital Problems
HOUSTON—Banker Robert "Rob Boy" Grelman expressed annoyance with his wife Janet Monday, saying she consistently involves him in her marital problems.
Okie Hears There's Sam's Club Work In New Mexico
TULSA, OK—Day laborer Cal Thornton, driven from the Wal-Mart where his family worked the stockroom for generations, has heard tell of Sam's Club ...
Bird Arthritis Epidemic Largely Ignored
GENEVA—Officials from the World Health Organization remain relatively unconcerned by the rise in cases of bird arthritis, a degenerative joint disease found in birds.
Cameron Crowe To Release Only Soundtracks
LOS ANGELES—Explaining that his movies were but a small step in the pursuit of a career he has always dreamed about, Almost Famous director ...
Faith Healer Loses Patient During Routine Miracle
WAYCROSS, GA—A routine laying-on of hands ended in a fatal cardiac embolism for a worshiper at the One, True, Glorious, Excruciated, And Risen Christ ...
Canceled Iraqi Reconstruction Projects
Due to the unexpectedly high costs of security, the U.S. has been forced to abort a large number of Iraqi reconstruction efforts. What are ...
November 9, 1988
Surrogate Test-Tube Baboon-Hearted Baby Trapped In Well
NYC Marathon Winner 'Just Went Out There And Had Fun'
NEW YORK—Paul Tergat, who on Sunday became the winner of the biggest and closest New York City Marathon in history, downplayed the role of ...
MLS Free Agent Holding Out For Money
DALLAS—Carlos Ruiz, a veteran forward who has played the last three years with Major League Soccer's FC Dallas, has announced that he will ...
Pete Rose Jr. Somehow Finds Way To Disgrace Family Name
CINCINNATI—Pete Rose Jr. found a way to further tarnish the baseball legacy of the Rose family when he pleaded guilty Monday to charges that ...
Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett Get Into Argument Over Who's Taller
SAN ANTONIO, TX—Two weeks after Kevin Garnett called him "shorty," Tim Duncan lashed out against the Minnesota Timberwolves star following a heated height contest ...
NFL Midseason Report
With the 2--5-2006 NFL season at its halfway point, we offer this list of highlights from the first nine weeks.
White House Ethics Class
In order to restore integrity to the image-damaged White House, President Bush is ordering his staff to take an ethics refresher course. What do...
U.S. Immigration Fence?
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) proposed legislation that would call for the creation of an $8 billion, 2,000-mile fence on the U.S.-Mexico border ...
Bush To Veto Torture Ban?
The Senate recently approved a ban on torture with a 90-9 vote, but the White House is threatening to veto the bill. What do you ...
Intelligent Design Ousted
Voters in Dover, PA voted out eight school board members who supported an intelligent-design statement being read in biology class. What do...
Montana Bison Hunt
The three-month bison-hunting season opens in Montana today, marking the first open season in the state in 15 years. What do you think?
