adBlockCheck

Issue 4147

NFL To Move All 32 Teams To Los Angeles

NEW YORK—National Football League commissioner Paul Tagliabue announced Tuesday that, after over a decade without a football team, Los Angeles would become the home of all 32 NFL franchises by 2010.

Why Does Everybody Hate Me?

I've tried, I really have, but nothing ever goes right for me. Everywhere I go, it's the same thing: people talking about me like I'm not even...

Xbox 360 Features

Microsoft's Xbox 360 hits stores on Nov. 22. What are some of the features of the new video-game system?
End Of Section
  • More News

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close