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New Book Written From Perspective Of Gargamel

NEW YORK—Gregory Maguire, author of Wicked, the story of Oz told from the Wicked Witch's perspective, has completed a novel told from the point of view of the Smurf-hating sorcerer Gargamel.

Human-Genome Patenting

According to a recent study, 20 percent of human genes have been patented in the U.S. Which genes have been registered, and who are their holders?
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