Patriot Act Renewed

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9/11 Commission Let Down

In their final report, the 9/11 Commission said they were disappointed by the government response to their recommendations. What do you think?
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Patriot Act Renewed

The House and Senate have reached a deal to re-authorize the Patriot Act. What do you think?
  • "Dammit! I'm never going to be able to check that falafel cookbook out of the library."

    Bill Parker
    Metal Fabricator
  • "It's about time they did something to stop all the out-of-control patriotism in this country."

    Mary Alice Cornog
    Beekeeper
  • "I'd really like to tell this damn government what I think, but thanks to the Patriot Act, they already know."

    Matt Morreti
    Zoologist
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