MANCHESTER, NH—Derek Olson was unable to decide about his future with his girlfriend, but he did re-alphabetize his CDs while hung-over.

DULUTH, MN—According to Carl Kulick, he tells his wife Barb to turn down the thermostat to 63 before she leaves the house, and she ...

WASHINGTON, DC—Decked out in red-white-and-blue “spirit wear,” the Peppy Teen Squad uveiled their plans for wacky nationwide activities like U.S. Dress-Up Week.

SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT—A fraction of a second after wiping out on a patch of ice, South Burlington pedestrian Isaac Berkman loudly insisted that he ...

BYRD, ANTARCTICA—Brad Swithers, three-time winner of the Molson Ice/Edge Gel South Pole Laff-Off, said Monday that he is running out of ideas for ...

BOSTON—While visiting family in Boston, Geoff MacArdle of Ottawa refused to admit that he was cold Monday.

IRVING, TX—Hoping to avoid the "scraping and scrambling" it does every year, the ExxoMobil Corporation announced Tuesday that it has made a solemn promise ...

BERN, SWITZERLAND—Angered by rising international tariffs against his nation, Swiss president Gunter Klima threatened a worldwide Ricola embargo Tuesday.

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