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Your Horoscope 4202

• Former Presidents Convene For Liver-Spot Summit

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.10.06 | Radio News

• Stigmatic Teen Says His Miracle Is Gross

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.11.06 | Radio News

• Authorities Place Alabama Residents In Foster State

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Radio News

• German Luftwaffle Chain Offers Waffles, Overwhelming Air Superiority

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.13.06 | Radio News

• Romantic Hostage Negotiator Offers Bank Robbers The Moon And The Stars

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.16.06 | Radio News

• Knife Fight Rope-A-Dope Strategy Immediately Regretted

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.17.06 | Radio News

• ESPN Courts Female Viewers With 'World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition'

  ISSUE 43•19 ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•39 | 09.29.05 | Sports News

  BRISTOL, CT—Sports broadcasting giant ESPN, whose programming has long been a staple among male television viewers of all ages, made its first foray into women's sports programming with the introduction of the World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition Monday. more»

  

• Notre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied History

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•43 | 10.27.05 | Sports News

  SOUTH BEND, IN—With their football renaissance derailed, at least for the moment, by a current 5-2 record that includes losses to rivals USC and unranked Michigan State, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish... more»

  

• Undefeated Colts To Play Football's Harlem Globetrotters

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•49 | 12.08.05 | Sports News

  INDIANAPOLIS—The Indianapolis Colts, after building a perfect 12-0 record so far this season and expecting perhaps only the Seattle Seahawks to pose a major challenge before the playoffs... more»

  

• Your Grandpa Insists Someone You've Never Heard Of Should Be In Hall Of Fame

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•37 | 09.21.05 | Sports News in Brief

  SCRANTON, PA—Your grandfather, a retired tradesman in his 80s, continues to demand that a scrappy, tenacious bulldog of a player whom no one else has ever heard of should be admitted to one of the Halls of Fame. more»

• Joe Namath Guarantees He'll Lose Battle With Alcoholism

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•37 | 09.21.05 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—Swaggering Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath, famous for his flamboyant lifestyle and his historic promise of victory in Super Bowl III, guaranteed Monday that he would not be victorious in his current battle with alcoholism. more»

• Dying Boy Brought In To Cheer Up Kansas City Royals

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•39 | 09.29.05 | Sports News in Brief

  KANSAS CITY—Desperate to give their last-place, 100-loss team something to smile about, the Royals arranged to have a terminally ill little boy pay a visit to their clubhouse Tuesday. more»

• Lance Armstrong's Endurance Tested By Sheryl Crow Concert

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•39 | 09.29.05 | Sports News in Brief

  DALLAS—Seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong found his endurance stretched "almost to the breaking point" last Friday by a three-hour, 30-song concert presented by his fiancée, pop-folk singer Sheryl Crow. more»

• Antonio Alfonseca Once Again Leads Major-League Relievers In Fingers

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•40 | 10.06.05 | Sports News in Brief

  MIAMI—Florida Marlins pitcher Antonio Alfonseca dominated the MLB in appendages for the ninth straight year, finishing the 2005 season with a league-leading 12 fingers. more»

• Fox Cancels ALCS After Just Two Episodes

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•41 | 10.13.05 | Sports News in Brief

  LOS ANGELES—Fox Entertainment president Peter Liguori announced Thursday that the network is pulling the plug on ALCS, the new three-hour drama/comedy about two rival clubs competing for the coveted "pennant," just two shows into its run. more»

• Quarterback Has Normal, Healthy Son

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•42 | 10.20.05 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—New York Jets quarterback Chad Pennington, whose torn rotator cuff has sidelined him for the remainder of the 2005 season, still has that rarest of qualities for a quarterback: a normal, healthy son. more»

• WNBA Draft To Double As Bachelorette Auction

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•43 | 10.27.05 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—In order to stimulate interest in the WNBA and allow its fans to get to know the sport's rising stars in a more intimate setting, the 2006 player draft will double as a charity bachelorette auction, with all the proceeds going directly to the cash-strapped league. more»

• National Sex-Boat Industry Facing Financial Trouble

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•44 | 11.03.05 | Sports News in Brief

  ST. PAUL, MN—Spokespeople for the waterborne-luxury-adult-tourism organization American Sex-Boat Owners Group said Wednesday that unknown factors have caused a sudden and perhaps catastrophic decline in sex-boat business. more»

• Pete Rose Jr. Somehow Finds Way To Disgrace Family Name

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•45 | 11.10.05 | Sports News in Brief

  CINCINNATI—Pete Rose Jr. found a way to further tarnish the baseball legacy of the Rose family when he pleaded guilty Monday to charges that he distributed and sold an illegal steroid alternative to his minor-league teammates. more»

• Mia Hamm Declines Third-Year Option On Nomar Garciaparra

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•46 | 11.17.05 | Sports News in Brief

  SANTA BARBARA, CA—Just days before the two-year anniversary of their initial agreement of terms, women's soccer legend Mia Hamm opted not to pick up her owner option for a third year on former husband Nomar Garciaparra. more»

• NASCAR Champ Trades In Points For Fun Prizes

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•47 | 11.24.05 | Sports News in Brief

  HOMESTEAD, FL—Moments after the Nextel Cup Series came to an end following the Ford 400 Sunday, NASCAR drivers eagerly redeemed the points... more»

• John Madden Arrested For Possession Of Turhumanheaducken

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•47 | 11.24.05 | Sports News in Brief

  GREEN BAY, WI—Football commentator John Madden, famous for his unique vocal stylings and his holiday presentations of unusual meats to... more»

• Halftime Show At Bruins-Devils Hockey Game Disrupted By Second Period Of Play

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•48 | 12.01.05 | Sports News in Brief

  EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—A combination marching band and pompom squad show planned for the halfway point of Tuesday night's Boston-New Jersey hockey... more»

• NFL Refs Admit 'Everything Just Happens So Fast'

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Sports News in Brief

  TAMPA, FL—Just hours after officiating the Buccaneers-Redskins wild-card playoff game, referee Mike Carey admitted that "everything happens so fast out there it's a miracle we see anything at all." more»

• Bode Miller: Skiing While On Cocaine, Vicodin, LSD Also Not Easy

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—Skier Bode Miller, the outspoken defending World Cup champion and American gold-medal favorite who was quoted on 60 Minutes as saying that skiing drunk was not easy, expanded on those statements in a press conference Wednesday. more»

• Pete Rose Caught Trying To Get Inducted Into Hall Of Fame Under Assumed Name

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Sports News in Brief

  COOPERSTOWN, NY—The Baseball Writers Association of America announced that the "former Cincinnati Reds superstar" and "quiet, unassuming model citizen" by the name of "Pat Rosenburg," whose career statistics merited Hall of Fame consideration, was revealed by investigators to be a desperate, mustachioed, glasses-wearing Pete Rose. more»

• New York Jets Finish Season

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Sports News in Brief

  RUTHERFORD, NJ—Despite the doubts of many football fans, media figures, and people within the Jets organization itself, the New York Jets have indeed finished their entire 2005-2006 season. more»

• BCS Poll Changes

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•38 | 09.21.05 | Sportsgraphic

  Despite constant revisions, the Bowl Championship Series poll is still criticized as a method for ranking NCAA football teams. Here are some of the recent changes the BCS committe implemented in order to improve and simplify the system: more»

  

• Hockey's New Rules

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•41 | 10.13.05 | Sportsgraphic

  The NHL recently returned from a yearlong strike with a long list of new on-ice rules designed to make games higher-scoring and more exciting. What are the most important changes? more»

  

• Bowl Week Highlights

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Sportsgraphic

  The 2005-2006 NCAA football season culminated with a week of unusually memorable college bowl games. What are the most notable moments? more»

  

• Wheelchair-Basketball Players Stunned By Thunderous Slam Dunk

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•39 | 09.29.05 | Photo Finish

  

• NFL Discontinues ‘Take Your Daughter To Work Day’

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•44 | 11.03.05 | Photo Finish

  

• Terrell Owens Releases Own Madden Highlight Reel

  ISSUE 42•02 ISSUE 41•48 | 12.01.05 | Photo Finish

  

• Another Disadvantaged Black Youth Drops Out Of School

  ISSUE 42•02 | 01.12.06 | Photo Finish