Issue 4202
ESPN Courts Female Viewers With 'World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition'
BRISTOL, CT—Sports broadcasting giant ESPN, whose programming has long been a staple among male television viewers of all ages, made its first foray into ...
Notre Dame Football Announces Improvements To Its Storied History
SOUTH BEND, INWith their football renaissance derailed, at least for the moment, by a current 5-2 record that includes losses to rivals USC and ...
Undefeated Colts To Play Football's Harlem Globetrotters
INDIANAPOLISThe Indianapolis Colts, after building a perfect 12-0 record so far this season and expecting perhaps only the Seattle Seahawks to pose a major ...
Your Grandpa Insists Someone You've Never Heard Of Should Be In Hall Of Fame
SCRANTON, PAYour grandfather, a retired tradesman in his 80s, continues to demand that a scrappy, tenacious bulldog of a player whom no one else ...
Joe Namath Guarantees He'll Lose Battle With Alcoholism
NEW YORKSwaggering Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Namath, famous for his flamboyant lifestyle and his historic promise of victory in Super Bowl III, guaranteed ...
Dying Boy Brought In To Cheer Up Kansas City Royals
KANSAS CITYDesperate to give their last-place, 100-loss team something to smile about, the Royals arranged to have a terminally ill little boy pay a ...
Lance Armstrong's Endurance Tested By Sheryl Crow Concert
DALLASSeven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong found his endurance stretched "almost to the breaking point" last Friday by a three-hour, 30-song concert presented ...
Antonio Alfonseca Once Again Leads Major-League Relievers In Fingers
MIAMIFlorida Marlins pitcher Antonio Alfonseca dominated the MLB in appendages for the ninth straight year, finishing the 2005 season with a league-leading 12 fingers.
Fox Cancels ALCS After Just Two Episodes
LOS ANGELES—Fox Entertainment president Peter Liguori announced Thursday that the network is pulling the plug on ALCS, the new three-hour drama/comedy about two ...
Quarterback Has Normal, Healthy Son
NEW YORKNew York Jets quarterback Chad Pennington, whose torn rotator cuff has sidelined him for the remainder of the 2005 season, still has that ...
WNBA Draft To Double As Bachelorette Auction
NEW YORKIn order to stimulate interest in the WNBA and allow its fans to get to know the sport's rising stars in a ...
National Sex-Boat Industry Facing Financial Trouble
ST. PAUL, MNSpokespeople for the waterborne-luxury-adult-tourism organization American Sex-Boat Owners Group said Wednesday that unknown factors have caused a sudden and perhaps catastrophic decline ...
Pete Rose Jr. Somehow Finds Way To Disgrace Family Name
CINCINNATI—Pete Rose Jr. found a way to further tarnish the baseball legacy of the Rose family when he pleaded guilty Monday to charges that ...
Mia Hamm Declines Third-Year Option On Nomar Garciaparra
SANTA BARBARA, CAJust days before the two-year anniversary of their initial agreement of terms, women's soccer legend Mia Hamm opted not to pick ...
NASCAR Champ Trades In Points For Fun Prizes
HOMESTEAD, FL—Moments after the Nextel Cup Series came to an end following the Ford 400 Sunday, NASCAR drivers eagerly redeemed the points...
John Madden Arrested For Possession Of Turhumanheaducken
GREEN BAY, WI—Football commentator John Madden, famous for his unique vocal stylings and his holiday presentations of unusual meats to...
Halftime Show At Bruins-Devils Hockey Game Disrupted By Second Period Of Play
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJA combination marching band and pompom squad show planned for the halfway point of Tuesday night's Boston-New Jersey hockey...
NFL Refs Admit 'Everything Just Happens So Fast'
TAMPA, FLJust hours after officiating the Buccaneers-Redskins wild-card playoff game, referee Mike Carey admitted that "everything happens so fast out there it's a ...
Bode Miller: Skiing While On Cocaine, Vicodin, LSD Also Not Easy
NEW YORKSkier Bode Miller, the outspoken defending World Cup champion and American gold-medal favorite who was quoted on 60 Minutes as saying that skiing ...
Pete Rose Caught Trying To Get Inducted Into Hall Of Fame Under Assumed Name
COOPERSTOWN, NYThe Baseball Writers Association of America announced that the "former Cincinnati Reds superstar" and "quiet, unassuming model citizen" by the name of "Pat ...
New York Jets Finish Season
RUTHERFORD, NJDespite the doubts of many football fans, media figures, and people within the Jets organization itself, the New York Jets have indeed finished ...
BCS Poll Changes
Despite constant revisions, the Bowl Championship Series poll is still criticized as a method for ranking NCAA football teams. Here are some of the recent ...
Hockey's New Rules
The NHL recently returned from a yearlong strike with a long list of new on-ice rules designed to make games higher-scoring and more exciting. What ...
Bowl Week Highlights
The 2005-2006 NCAA football season culminated with a week of unusually memorable college bowl games. What are the most notable moments?












