WASHINGTON, DC—Hosts Donald Rumsfeld and Linda Evans told viewers that Iraq could be ours for the low cost of $238 billion.

WASHINGTON, DC—Scientists say the main symptoms are sudden redness, heart palpitations, and a weakness of the knees.

AUBURN, ME—Parking Lot 2A, the most recent casualty of Wal-Mart parking lots, has lowered its moveable-arm gates for the last time.

 

LOS ANGELES—Observers speculate that former Saved By The Bell star Mark-Paul Gosselaar ("Zack") wrote his own Internet Movie Database entry.

SAN FRANCISCO—Juliette Solomon said that despite the pressure to "make a big production" out of Women's History Month, she will likely spend March ...

PASADENA, CA—NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory was thrown into chaos Monday after an Australian radar-tracking station notified JPL staff that Stardust II, an unmanned ...

ROCHESTER, NY—Eastman Kodak released an imaging software package that yellows, fades, and even loses digital photos over time Monday.

BOSTON—According to the paper's readers, a report on commercial seafood-processing practices published in Tuesday's Boston Globe has ruined fish sticks for everyone.

NEW YORK—Citing concern that his fellow major-leaguers would consider him an outcast and overachiever, Alex Rodriguez announced Wednesday...

Despite criticism, President Bush has defended the government's domestic surveillance program, saying it is necessary to ensure our safety. What has the government learned ...

FDR, Stalin, Churchill Meet For Mutton Luncheon, Nap

Pseudoscience: Is It Catching Up To Real Science?

TEMPE, AZ—Norm Roosevelt, 52, who has worked full-time as a Radisson hotel manager while watching football games, recordings of...

KAMPALA, UGANDA—10-year-old Akello Semesseke, wearing the new "World ChampionSeattle Seahawks" T-shirt given to him Tuesday by an...

CANTON, OH—E*Trade, Coca-Cola, and Pizza Hut, all first-year eligible candidates, have been announced as finalists for the 2006...

Mike Holmgren: ‘I’m Going To Sea World’

Turin Olympics Officials Unveil ‘Shroudy’ Mascot

Yahoo and AOL want to begin charging companies one-fourth to one cent for preferential bulk e-mail delivery. What do you think?

Women's groups are pressuring Wal-Mart to change their policy and start carrying the morning-after Pill. What do you think?

Since the beginning of February, nine Baptist churches have been burned to the ground in Alabama. What do you think?

Bush wants to make his tax cuts permanent, which would cost $1.4 trillion over 10 years. What do you think?

This weekend, Vice President Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old companion on a hunting trip in Texas. What do you think?