WASHINGTON, DC—According to members of the committee, weighty ethical issues are best discussed in one of the 12 hot tubs that adorn the secluded ...

SPARTANBURG, SC—The entire catalog of comment cards has been made public, allowing scholars and Denny's managers alike to finally read them.

RAMALLAH, WEST BANK—Hamas leaders invited "all living Israelis" to a comprehensive summit in an effort to end conflict in the Middle East once and ...

WAUKESHA, WI—Although Sophia Burnhardt, matriarch of the extended Burnhardt clan, died last week, family sources confirmed that her memory will live on for years ...

LOS ANGELES—Studio executives at 20th Century Fox announced that production will begin next month on a big-budget, all-star remake of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the ...

CRAWFORD, TX—According to White House sources, following yet another disappointing grading period for the nation he leads, President Bush hid the national report card ...

OAKLAND, CA— Tae kwon do instructor Darryl Connally, 42, said Monday that he never teaches his students everything he knows about self-defense.

PALATINE, IL—Amateur historian Dean Durand reported Monday that he increasingly finds himself identifying with former President Millard Fillmore.

President Bush recently outlined his plans for a new $2.7 trillion federal budget. What will receive funding, and what will be cut?

Pure Food And Drug Act Will Limit Human-Thumb Levels Permitted In Meats

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Daytona 500 organizers and NASCAR executives announced Tuesday that they would honor Dale Earnhardt on the fifth anniversary of his fatal Daytona ...

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Local police investigating a near-fatal Daytona Beach hit-and-run case say that the perpetrator has very likely returned to the scene of the ...

HOUSTON—Commissioner David Stern announced Monday that, in addition to the Foot Locker three-point shootout and Sprite slam-dunk contest, Saturday's NBA All-Star Skills Competition ...

TURIN, ITALY—Despite being at the forefront of an illegal hockey-gambling-ring controversy, former hockey great and head coach of Canada's Olympic hockey team Wayne ...

With the Daytona 500 right around the corner, Onion Sports looks at the major rules changes in place for the 2006 NASCAR season.

A class-action lawsuit has been filed against Apple, claiming that iPods have the potential to cause hearing damage. What do you think?

A House report on the response to Hurricane Katrina faults every level of government for the disaster that eventually occurred. What do you...

The assault on four Iraqi teenagers by members of the British military, as well as the cameraman's mocking commentary, has enraged people throughout...

Frank Miller and DC Comics announced that they would be publishing a graphic novel in which Batman hunts down Osama bin Laden. What do you ...