BAGHDAD—The revolutionary author of Practicing Semiviolence advocates the slaughter of a mere majority of his foes.

NEW YORK—PharmAmorin, developed by Pfizer Inc, could alleviate the symptoms of Free-Thinking Disorder for millions of Americans.

PONTIAC, MI—An examination of the slats confirmed beyond doubt that this was not Ron Estes' first encounter with such a dresser.

VINCENNES, IN—Viewers of the 78th Academy Awards report that the event was ruined by the unknown smart aleck who served as the master of...

MONTPELIER, VT—Book-circle organizer Jackie McKinney announced Monday that the remaining 26 chapters of the John Steinbeck's The Grapes Of...

ENCINO, CA—Actor Paul Giamatti, known for choosing risky and offbeat projects, has been generating buzz among law enforcers for his small but...

VIROQUA, WI—The staff of Viroqua Middle School credit seventh grader Ben Lohm's perfect attendance to his family, particularly his alcoholic...

EUGENE, OR—Resident Mark Eisenfeld was taken to task by fellow citizens Tuesday for helping a lost and apparently senile elderly man find his...

New Medical Report Finds Heavy Petting Linked to Communism

SAN FRANCISCO—With the publication of a book detailing steroid use by San Francisco Giants superstar Barry Bonds, two San Francisco Chronicle reporters have corroborated ...

NUBTUCK, GA—In his efforts to teach his son important life lessons, tournament bass fisherman Kyle Traverts usually reverts to complex...

REYKJAVIK, ICELAND—The Twinlab International Powerlifting Championships ended predictably Sunday, as for the 47th consecutive year, the...

NEW YORK—Basketball analysts nationwide are generally in agreement that, if the pro-basketball playoffs were to start at this time, they...

DENVER—Shortly after being selected in the second round of a local online fantasy-baseball draft, Rockies All-Star first-baseman Todd Helton...

The Supreme Court ruled that universities must allow military recruiters on campus if they are going to accept federal money. What do you...

A recent study shows that 5 percent of all workers in the U.S. are illegal immigrants. What do you think?

A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?

A recent survey of hospitals indicated that methamphetamine is responsible for more drug-related emergency-room admissions than any other illicit...

Former Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic died in prison before a verdict in his four-year trial for genocide and war crimes could be rendered. What...