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Scholarships Going To Whites

Colleges are now considering white students for fellowships and scholarships that were previously available only to minorities. What do you think?
  • "It seems that being born black or Hispanic will only get you so far these days."

    Jeff Hinzmann
    Electrician
  • "Thank God I can finally go to the bursar’s office without wasting a freaking hour applying blackface."

    Jessica Hernandez
    Seamstress
  • "Finally, a level playing field for the white man."

    Todd Owen
    Harpist
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