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Issue 4213

March 28, 1983

Nancy Reagan Ends Nation's Drug Problem with Very Special Diff'rent Strokes Appearance

No Canoe Can Hold Me

Care to take a relaxing, uneventful canoe trip down the lazy river, the sights and sounds of nature soothing you? Want the warm midday sun to...
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Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested for throwing a phone at a housekeeper, making this her third assault accusation to date. What do you think?

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