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Earth Passed Over For Invasion

BETA QUADRANT, ZGYXA—Nearly 200,000 hostile aliens from the planet Zgyxa skipped invading Earth Monday, saying it "does not seem worth the...

Detroit Sold For Scrap

DETROIT—Mayor Kwame M. Kilpatrick decided to "act now, while we can still get a little something for it."
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