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A school district in Illinois is going to monitor students’ blogs and MySpace profiles for "illegal and inappropriate behavior." What do you think?
  • "Yay! Now they definitely won't have enough time to monitor the boiler-room and under the gymnasium bleachers."

    Todd Grubman
    Intern
  • "Oh, so if I cruise MySpace looking for information on children, I'm a pervert, but if a school district does it, they're being responsible."

    Lisa Hruska
    Housewife
  • "Finally we can move on to the next item on the district's agenda: The spectacular lack of learning going on in the classroom."

    Holden Rasche
    Customs Officer
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