Series Finale Of Will & Grace Ends Eight-Year Truce Between Gay, Straight Communities
LOS ANGELES—The uneasy peace was shattered 10 p.m. EDT May 18, erupting into uncontrollable chaos between the two groups.
Issue 4222
Recently Unearthed E-Mail Reveals What Life Was Like In 1995
KNOXVILLE, TN—Archaeologists say the ancient Internet users must have struggled to understand the frightening new technology.
Israeli PM: 'One More Suicide Bombing And I'll Give Them Whatever They Want'
JERUSALEM—Olmert warned terrorists, in the strongest possible terms, that he is ready to submit to their every demand.
New Triple-X Dinosaur Park Opens In Nevada
ELKO, NV—Crowds braved 95-degree heat and throngs of protestors to attend the opening of the Greater Nevada XXX Dinosaur Park Monday, a new...
Critics Blast Al Gore's Documentary As 'Realistic'
NEW YORK— The Al Gore-produced global-warming documentary An Inconvenient Truth is being panned by critics nationwide who claim the...
Secret Service Agent Not So Secret About Being David Alan Grier Fan
WASHINGTON, DC—Although Secret Service Special Agent Michael Schilling is adept at assuming a low profile while protecting the president, he...
Workplace Shooting Planned On Company Time
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Last week's mass shooting at Consolidated Services, in which employee Lynn Saint-Sebastian killed seven coworkers and...
May 29, 1993
Uneducated Forklift Driver To Address Nation On Rush Limbaugh Radio Show
Royals Hire Tom Emanski To Teach Them Fundamentals Of Baseball
KANSAS CITY—With their offense floundering, their pitching the league's worst, and their footwork on double-play balls atrocious, the Royals (12-37) announced Sunday that ...
UFC Fan Only Watches For Joe Rogan's Expert Analysis
CHICAGO—Scott Milloy, a longtime Ultimate Fighting Championship fan, would have stopped watching televised matches in the full-contact fighting...
Marco Andretti Follows In Father's Footsteps By Not Winning Indy 500
INDIANAPOLIS—Marco Andretti, 19-year-old Indy Racing League rookie phenom and son of driver Michael Andretti, upheld the family tradition his...
Golfer Brad Faxon Cracks On Budweiser Hot Seat
BRISTOL, CT—PGA Tour veteran Brad Faxon suffered a near-total loss of composure Tuesday during the filming of SportsCenter's Budweiser...
Recent Cardinals Call-Up Trying Too Hard To Befriend Albert Pujols
ST. LOUIS—Anthony Reyes, a 24-year-old pitcher who was called up from the Cardinals' Triple-A Memphis affiliate on May 21, is taking full...
Bush Seals Seized Records
President Bush recently ordered records seized by the FBI from Rep. William Jefferson's office sealed from investigators for 45 days. What do...
M.I.A. Denied Visa
British rapper M.I.A. was denied a visa to the U.S., purportedly for her support of the Sri Lankan terrorist organization the Tamil ...
Avoiding The Anti-Christ
A pregnant woman in England is trying to get her hospital to induce labor so the baby will not be born on 6/6/06 ...
DHS Cuts New York Defense
The City of New York is up in arms after its Homeland-Security budget was slashed nearly in half. What do you think?
New Batwoman: Lesbian
DC Comics is re-introducing the character Batwoman, only this time as a lesbian. What do you think?
