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Issue 4223

June 8, 1944

War Rationing Board Restricts Nylon Use to Armed Forces, J. Edgar Hoover Only

Thousands Feared Born In Nigerian Population Explosion

LAGOS, NIGERIA—UN officials remain unsure what caused the population explosion, but point out that border disputes with neighboring Chad and Niger have cooled heroin trafficking, and mass slaughter at the hands of a traditionally military government has fallen to its lowest levels in 18 years.
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