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Health-Club Employee Stops Going To Work After Two Weeks

• Exhausted Video Editor Can't Tell If Blooper Reel Is Funny Anymore

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.19.06 | News

  LOS ANGELES, CA–Lessner fears he's lost the "killer instinct" that formerly allowed him to churn out missed-fly-ball montages and ladder-fall tableaus in minutes. more»

  

• New Roommate Always There

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.20.06 | News

  COLUMBUS, OH–Adam Polentz said he doubts his 22-year-old roommate got up from the couch even once the entire time Polentz was away last weekend. more»

  

• Report: U.S. May Have Been Abused During Formative Years

  ISSUE 46•26 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | News

  WASHINGTON, DC–A new study suggests that abandonment issues going back more than two centuries may be fueling the country's aggressive tendencies. more»

  

• Fan-Favorite First Season Of Bush Administration Released On DVD

  ISSUE 43•27 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.20.06 | News in Brief

  WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to growing demand, the Bush Administration has announced that their popular and critically acclaimed first season... more»

• No One At Porn Site Responding To Area Man's Bad Link Report

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | News in Brief

  CHARLESTON, SC—Frank Connor's repeated e-mails to the webmaster of Assmouthblowout.com concerning a bad link have gone without a response... more»

• Area Woman Fulfills Dream Of Becoming Writer By Getting Job At Bookstore

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | News in Brief

  PHILADELPHIA—Aspiring novelist Sandy Bellman took the last step in her personal journey as a professional writer last week when she was... more»

• Coworker Even A Dick In His Expense Reports

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | News in Brief

  LIVONIA, MI—Charging his transportation, lodging, and entertainment costs to his company's expense account is just one more opportunity for... more»

• UAW Union Recruitment

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | Infographic

  

• Your Horoscope

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | Horoscope

• Top Home Remedies

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | Statshot

  

• Bigamist Continues Searching For Another Ms. Right

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | Radio News

• 'Shark Whisperer' Missing At Sea

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.23.06 | Radio News

• Backyard Wrestling Turns Out To Be Self-Correcting Problem

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.24.06 | Radio News

• McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' From Advertising

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.25.06 | Radio News

• Area Man's Autograph Collection Pretty Much The Saddest Thing

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.26.06 | Radio News

• Puppy Love Leads To Human Baby

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | News in Photos

  

• Toby Keith Struggling To Come Up With Rhyme For Ahmadinejad

  ISSUE 43•27 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | News in Photos

  

• I'm Not One Of Those Fancy College-Educated Doctors

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | Commentary

  I'm a doctor, and I'm damn good at it. Why? Because I learned to be a doctor the old-fashioned way: gumption, elbow grease, and trial and error.... more»

• Is Anyone On This Bus Interested In Disciplining My Son?

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | Commentary

  I can tell by your disapproving stares, hushed whispers, and looks of genuine concern that just about everyone on this crosstown bus thinks that... more»

• June 24, 1957

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | History

  Eisenhower Vows to Address Growing Problem of Overdue Library Books more»

  

• Could Your Children Suddenly Drop Dead For No Reason?

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.23.06 | Sunday Magazine

  

• Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sports News

  RALEIGH, NC—Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday night in a hard-fought Game 7 against the Edmonton Oilers, North Carolina Gov. Michael Easley mobilized the National Guard to contain over two dozen... more»

  

• Report: David Segui's Awesome Parents Let Him Use Human Growth Hormone

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sports News in Brief

  BALTIMORE—Former Baltimore Orioles designated hitter David Segui admitted last week that, although he did regularly use human growth... more»

• TBS's Department Of Humor Analysis Fails To Find Humor In Braves Games

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sports News in Brief

  ATLANTA—With the Braves recently sinking into last place in the National League East, the TBS network's in-house Department Of Humor... more»

• ESPN2 Experiments With Broadcasting NBA Finals From Dan Patrick's Point Of View

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sports News in Brief

  BRISTOL, CT—The ABC Sports family extended its attempt to offer alternative coverage of major sporting events by using miniaturized cameras... more»

• A-Rod Shipped Back To Manufacturer To Fix Mechanical Flaw In Swing

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—After noticing a slight, recurring mechanical flaw in its swing that has caused its season average to dip to .275, Yankee officials... more»

  

• U.S. Open Highlights

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sportsgraphic

  

• Twins Release Tony Batista Back Into Wild

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Photo Finish

  

• Adult-Proof Ringtone

  ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.21.06 | American Voices

  Some teens are reportedly using a ringtone so high-pitched that most adults cannot hear it. What do you think? more»

• Pentagon: Gay Equals Crazy

  ISSUE 44•26 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | American Voices

  Recently released documents reveal that the Pentagon considers homosexuality to be a mental disorder, decades after mainstream psychology dismissed... more»

• Death Penalty For Hussein?

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.23.06 | American Voices

  Chief prosecutor Jaafar al-Moussawi called for the death penalty for Saddam Hussein for crimes against humanity during attacks on Shiite civilians in... more»

• Ads Defend Carbon Dioxide

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.26.06 | American Voices

• UN Taking Guns?

  ISSUE 42•25 | 06.27.06 | American Voices

• ACTON, MA—Video games are again under scrutiny after local teen Victoria Wellstone killed a classmate by repeatedly tapping her thumbs on the victim.

• CLAYTON, MO—Trying on her very first bra in the teen department at Dillard's, 12-year-old Liz Cunningham's face fell when the saleslady assisting her in the dressing room informed her this was "nothing she hadn't seen before."

• ALBUQUERQUE, NM—26-year-old resident Steve Gillingham's plans to visit Seattle were scrapped after it was discovered an ex-girlfriend had recently moved there.

• Subterranean Radio

  While filling a niche that neither satellite nor terrestrial radio have cracked, this underground broadcasting company is having difficulty finding a target demographic.