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Issue 4225

June 24, 1957

Eisenhower Vows to Address Growing Problem of Overdue Library Books

New Roommate Always There

COLUMBUS, OH–Adam Polentz said he doubts his 22-year-old roommate got up from the couch even once the entire time Polentz was away last weekend.
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