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Man Commits To New TV Show Just Hours After Getting Out Of 7-Season Series

UNION CITY, NJ—Recommending that he give himself the chance to pause and explore the other options out there, friends of local man Jonathan Gember expressed their concerns to reporters Wednesday that the 29-year-old is already committing to a new television show just hours after getting out of a seven-season-long series.

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North Korea Keeps Nukes

North Korea recently rejected a UN resolution demanding the cessation of its nuclear weapons program. What do you think?
  • "Meanwhile, Turkey gave the Czech ambassador a lovely tie. But who ever reports the positive news?"

    Justin Culver
    Chemist
  • "It's a shame. Talks had been going so well."

    Ginnie Klein
    Architectural Draftsperson
  • "Well, at least this will give Japan the opportunity to rebuild with even newer, more progressive architectural designs."

    Stephen Babcock
    Health Food Advocate
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