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Issue 4229

July 20, 1925

Scopes Monkey Trial Raises Troubling Question: Is Science Being Taught In Our Schools?

I Kinda Had A Breakdown

Hola amigos. How's shit shaking out? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but misery's been flying at me from all directions, and...
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Orlando, Florida, home to Walt Disney World, is on track in 2006 to have the most murders in 24 years. What do you think?

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