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Marriage Teeming With Sexual Tension

• $18 Payment To Sponsored Child Withheld To Teach Child A Lesson

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.17.06 | News

  FAIRFAX, VA&mdashSave-A-Child father Gene Anderson says Mtumbe needs to learn to save for his future and not spend money on every childish little whim. more»

  

• U.S. Trendsetters Go On Strike

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.18.06 | News

  NEW YORK—The country's chillest and illest want recognition for what you're saying, wearing, and doing. more»

  

• Scratch 'N Win Ballots To Debut In November

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News

  WASHINGTON DC—The next election's Powerballot grand prize in participating states will be 250 million votes. more»

  

• Perfect Response To Heckler Somewhere In Prop Comedian's Trunk

  ISSUE 42•29 | 06.30.06 | News in Brief

  CRENSHAW, OR—Requesting that the audience "give me a second," prop comedian "Gallopin'" Hal Coffey rummaged through his oversized steamer... more»

• Deadlocked Supreme Court: 'Someone's Voting Twice'

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.17.06 | News in Brief

  WASHINGTON, DC- The Supreme Court's third 5-5 vote in the past month has some justices wondering whether one of their number is voting twice. "As... more»

• Bush Quietly Rolls Back Iraq Death Toll To Zero

  ISSUE 47•52 ISSUE 43•12 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.18.06 | News in Brief

  BAGHDAD—Nearly two weeks after President Bush's surprise visit to Iraq, the first American combat death in the region has occurred, military... more»

• Child Assured Most Monsters Do Not Exist

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News in Brief

  MOSCOW, ID—Four-year-old Roy MacMillan, a frequent observer of monsters in his closet, under his bed, and behind his drapes, was reassured... more»

• Old Gypsy Woman Run Over Without Consequence

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News in Brief

  CHICAGO—Area motorist Moe Balaczs is not showing any signs of weight loss, suppurating lesions, dementia, blindness, or any other grave... more»

• International Atom Registry Allows Customers To Name Atom After Loved One

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News in Brief

  HOT SPRINGS, AR—For only $26.75, customers worldwide can now honor their loved ones by naming an individual atom after them, executives at... more»

• Dan Rather's Career Highlights

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | Infographic

  

• Your Horoscope

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | Horoscope

• What Are We Doing On Our Lunch Breaks?

  ISSUE 43•28 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | Statshot

  

• Pentagon Develops New Tank To Defend Marriage

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | Radio News

• Rob Zombie To Crash At Your Place For Couple Of Days

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Radio News

• Ancient Shopping List Shows Early Man Really Loved Meat

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.21.06 | Radio News

• Fountain Simulates Vomiting Lion

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.22.06 | Radio News

• Senate Softball Team Loses Against Local Bar

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.23.06 | Radio News

• Hopeless Romantic Beaten Up By Coworker's Husband

  ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.24.06 | Radio News

• Indonesian Factory Celebrates 'Bring Your Parents To Work' Day

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.25.06 | Radio News

• Microwave Used As Alarm Clock

  ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News in Photos

  

• Bush Arrives At Caribbean Summit Aboard Catamaran One

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | News in Photos

  

• I Kinda Had A Breakdown

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | Commentary

  Hola amigos. How's shit shaking out? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but misery's been flying at me from all directions, and... more»

• Sometimes I Wish I'd Never Been Born Again

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | Commentary

  Brothers and sisters, I'd like to share something with you today. Won't you let the Good News of Our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ into your life?... more»

• July 20, 1925

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | History

  Scopes Monkey Trial Raises Troubling Question: Is Science Being Taught In Our Schools? more»

  

• Will Man Ever Put Nukes On The Moon?

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.21.06 | Sunday Magazine

  

• PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sports News

  PITTSBURGH—After five years of serving Pittsburgh as their state-of-the-art sporting facility, PNC Park, the home of the rundown, poorly maintained Pirates, said Tuesday it is threatening to leave Pittsburgh unless a new team can be built... more»

  

• Mascot Community Still Reeling After Benny The Bull's Misdemeanor Battery Charge

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sports News in Brief

  CHICAGO—A coalition of prominent mascots, including the Phoenix Suns Gorilla, The Pittsburgh Parrot, and the Philly Phanatic, called a press... more»

• Brett Myers Atones For Punching Wife With Solid Seven-Inning Outing

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sports News in Brief

  SAN FRANCISCO—Three weeks after hitting his wife on a Boston street, Phillies pitcher Brett Myers made up for the costly miscue by coming... more»

• Jose Canseco Names 10,000 Baseball Players

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sports News in Brief

  WASHINGTON, DC—While speaking to reporters Tuesday, Jose Canseco released the names of 10,000 current and former baseball players whom he... more»

  

• Selig: Next All-Star Game To Determine U.S. Foreign Policy

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sports News in Brief

  MILWAUKEE—After four years in which the outcome of the All-Star Game determined home-field advantage in the World Series, Commissioner Bud... more»

• Gay Games vs. Outgames

  ISSUE 44•26 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sportsgraphic

  

• Barbaro's Doctors: 'A Horse This Good You Don't Eat All At Once'

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Photo Finish

  

• Boston's Big-Dig Fiasco

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.19.06 | American Voices

  Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney took over an inspection of the Big Dig, Boston's recently completed multi-billion-dollar tunnel highway system,... more»

• CBS Laser-Etches Eggs

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | American Voices

  CBS will be laser-etching 35 million eggs to be sold in stores to promote its fall lineup. What do you think? more»

• Stem-Cell Science Vetoed

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.21.06 | American Voices

  President Bush executed his first veto since entering office on a bill supporting stem-cell research. What do you think? more»

• Voting Rights Act Extended

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.24.06 | American Voices

  On Thursday, the U.S. Senate approved a 25-year extension of the 1965 Voting Rights Act, which protected the voting rights of African Americans. What... more»

• Orlando Murder Rate Up

  ISSUE 42•29 | 07.25.06 | American Voices

  Orlando, Florida, home to Walt Disney World, is on track in 2006 to have the most murders in 24 years. What do you think? more»

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• TEANECK, NJ—New Jersey's black bear infestation took a surprising turn this week when the town council approved measures to allow specially trained members of the bear population to serve as bicycle policeman, drive city buses, and serve on the zoning board.

• SPARTANBURG, SC—After having recently discovered women, first-grader Tommy Mills, 6, made an unsuccessful attempt to woo classmate Stacy Gibson by kicking her in the shins and putting an earthworm in her hair.

• SACRAMENTO, CA—Firefighters battling a blaze for weeks defended their poor effort by saying, "Come on, who's going to miss Mendocino National Forest."

• Remington Arms Company (REMIN)

  Stock in this firearms manufacturer fell sharply after it was discovered that the company's previously announced "cure" for the Avian Flu was nothing more than the model 1100 Classic Trap Shotgun.