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Jerry Lewis Telethon Loses Record Thirty Million Dollars

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Issue 4235

Résumé Font Offends Employer

CHARLOTTE, NC—The decision to set his résumé in default-font Times–New Roman "deeply, personally, and irrevocably" offended a...
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