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Home Sales Dropping

For the third straight month, sales on preexisting homes dropped, leading realtors to call it a "buyer's market." Here are some strategies sellers...

Uninvited Guest Rapper Ruins Album

BRONX, NY—Despite efforts to "meet the sucka halfway," veteran rapper Fat Joe now wishes longtime nigga Lil Wayne would just go work on his own goddamn rap album.
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