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Oct. 4, 1951

Morty And Betty Crocker Executed For Selling Top-Secret Cake Recipes To Reds

Hungry Bears Defense Feeds On Soldier Field Crowd

CHICAGO—The league-leading Chicago Bears defense, which overpowered and dominated the Seattle Seahawks last Sunday en route to a 37-6 victory, took time after the game to emphasize that they would not have had the extra energy needed to...

Apple Claiming The Term "Pod"

Apple Computers is laying legal claim to the term "pod," used in words like "podcast." Here are some other items Apple is trying to claim as its...

I'm Going To Be A Star

I know what you're thinking, and it's true: In this big, crazy universe, gaseous regions with the density and heat required to ignite deuterium...
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