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Issue 4244

Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise As Act Of War

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA—Kim also warned against other "extreme transgressions" including inspections of North Korean cargo, shorter hemlines, and the release of yet another new sports drink.
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