HAPEVILLE, GA—The Thaney Motor Company, based in the former door-fitter's garage, already has a pre-order list of friends and relatives.

LOS ANGELES—Investigators are currently scouring the Dawson's Creek complete-series DVDs and Scrubs reruns to predict the next victim.

NORFOLK, VA—"War is going to be hell," said Pre-TSD sufferer Henry Gerard, looking ahead to the possible death of a potential best-friend-in-arms.

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Evangelical leader Ted Haggard, who stepped down last week after confessing that he purchased methamphetamines and...

FALLS CHURCH, VA—Recalling that it was her first date since September 2005, high-school English teacher Melanie Fitzgerald thought it...

SEATTLE—The urgent 2 a.m. phone call placed by architect Clark Bennett to personal assistant Marcus Peck was prompted by an unusually...

RED BANK, NJ—Several coworkers have confirmed that colleague Eric Grasso's daily ribbing stems from a deep-seated hatred of you and...

LOS ANGELES—In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, the just-published Ed McMahon autobiography,...

WASHINGTON, DC—The Department Of Homeland Security claimed to have "reliable information" Monday that al-Qaeda is proceeding with a plan to...

Last week, Britney Spears announced plans to divorce husband Kevin Federline. Here are the reasons the couple decided to split:

Fixed World Series Heralds First-Ever Moment of Excitement In Baseball

TAMPA BAY, FL—Still reeling from the loss of quarterback Chris Simms and desperate to shore up the second-worst offense in the NFL, the 2-7 ...

NEW YORK—According to friends and associates, NBA commissioner David Stern gets suddenly quiet, visibly uncomfortable, and awkwardly on edge...

NEW YORK—A Shane Victorino popout caught by Cubs second-baseman Ryan Theriot this past September compelled sportswriter Roger Angell to...

FOXBOROUGH, MA—Saying that "he can barely keep track of all those guys," New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady promised yesterday that,...

DENVER—Color commentator John Madden spent the third quarter of the San Diego Chargers-Denver Broncos game explaining exactly how important...

A study presented at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine conference indicated that men who used cell phones frequently have a lower sperm...

British evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry claims that the human race may split into two sub-species in the next 100,000 years. What do you...

According to Internet-monitoring company Netcraft, there are now 100 million websites with unique domain names. What do you think?

Scientists are reportedly close to perfecting a birth-control pill for men that will stop the development of sperm. What do you think?

After stirring up a cloud of controversy, Fox and ReganBooks parent company News Corp cancelled both publication of the O.J. Simpson book If I ...