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Man Considers Nodding Approvingly After Friend’s Drink Purchase

MEQUON, WI—Seeking to convey his endorsement of his acquaintance's selection at local bar Coney's Draft House this evening, area man Thomas Dodge told reporters that he was considering nodding approvingly at his friend’s alcoholic beverage pur...

Small Business

Wal-Mart Sales Disappointing

While post-Thanksgiving sales were up 6 percent from last year for most retailers, Wal-Mart's numbers fell below even their modest forecast. What do you think?
  • “Their customer base has dropped way off since they started stocking the morning-after pill.”

    Ronnie Warren
    Oil Changer
  • “You can only give someone a T-shirt of the Tasmanian Devil waving an America flag so many times.”

    Karen Wachtel
    Events Planner
  • “Wal-Mart just doesn't carry the same piece-of-shit bullshit I like to give to my loved ones that they used to.”

    Chuck Bryant
    Lab Technician
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