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Issue 4247

Nov. 21, 1943

Betty Grable Appointed Head of U.S. Army Special Masturbation Fantasy Squad

Detecting Children's Drug Use

A recent study suggests that parents are often unaware of their children's drug use. Here are some warning signs parents should look out...
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Wal-Mart Sales Disappointing

While post-Thanksgiving sales were up 6 percent from last year for most retailers, Wal-Mart's numbers fell below even their modest forecast. What do you think?
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