adBlockCheck

Wal-Mart Sales Disappointing

Top Headlines

Issue 4247

Nov. 21, 1943

Betty Grable Appointed Head of U.S. Army Special Masturbation Fantasy Squad

Detecting Children's Drug Use

A recent study suggests that parents are often unaware of their children's drug use. Here are some warning signs parents should look out...
End Of Section
  • More News
Up Next
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Surprises

Wal-Mart Sales Disappointing

While post-Thanksgiving sales were up 6 percent from last year for most retailers, Wal-Mart's numbers fell below even their modest forecast. What do you think?

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

X Close