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Issue 4249

Dec. 10, 1936

FDR Rummages Through Parents' House to 'See if There's Anything in There America Could Use'

Rebels Immediately Regret Seizing Power In Zambia

LUSAKA, ZAMBIA—None of the blood that filled our streets nor the carnage that choked our cities could have prepared us for these pathetic annual GDP figures," said former rebel and new head of state Uwimana Kowry.
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