Environmental officials claimed that Gore's tire fire in Akron, OH was "completely out of line."
Hezbollah declared that the mass bombing of their homeland gave them new respect for Israel as "a legitimate power and a beacon of democracy."
President Bush said it was too early to call the continuing triumph in Iraq a "quagmire," even as the U.S. victory death-toll neared 3 ...
NASA scientists launched a special Consoler probe to assure the former planet that it was nothing personal, and that it will make a "great dwarf ...
The "unbelievably generous" inheritance was the last of many such gifts given by Mr. Lay over the years, including stock options and liquidated health-care plans.
Calling it a token of his affection, the vice president claimed that spraying his elderly hunting companion in the face with birdshot was the least ...
"We're really going to miss spying on her," said FBI agent Charles Torcello, while dismantling the $1.4 million worth of equipment used to ...
The superstar rapper is currently seeking sole custody of the two children he had with his estranged wife, a singer and sometime actress.
Putting off their victory celebrations, Democrats struggled to figure out what machinations Rove had already put into motion with the surprise electoral sweep.
The Onion ranks the year's most important news items that never made it to the front page:
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How will you be dealing with hectic holiday travel?
People tend to drink more over the holiday season. How will you drink responsibly this year?
Studies show that many children do not wake up for smoke alarms, a special concern over the holidays. What do you think?
Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year's resolution?