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Kevin Federline, Wife Divorce

The superstar rapper is currently seeking sole custody of the two children he had with his estranged wife, a singer and sometime actress.

Coretta Scott King's Wiretap Ends

"We're really going to miss spying on her," said FBI agent Charles Torcello, while dismantling the $1.4 million worth of equipment used to monitor the late activist.
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