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Alabama Governor Injured Imitating Pro Wrestling

• Linebacker Faces Suspension For Genocide

  ISSUE 42•52 | 12.27.06 | Radio News

• Jeff Gordon Never Gets Tired Of Seeing Face On Cheap Plastic Crap

  ISSUE 42•52 | 12.28.06 | Radio News

• Typo Results In 10,000-Acre Wyoming Skate Park

  ISSUE 42•52 | 12.29.06 | Radio News

• Christian Weightlifter Bends Iron Bar To Show Power Of God's Love

  ISSUE 42•52 | 12.30.06 | Radio News

• Kobe Bryant Named As 2008 Olympic Basketball Team

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•08 | 02.23.06 | Sports News

  PHOENIX—In a press conference Wednesday, USA Basketball managing director Jerry Colangelo announced that Kobe Bryant has been selected as the 2008 men's Olympic basketball team. more»

  

• Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•10 | 03.09.06 | Sports News

  SAN FRANCISCO—With the publication of a book detailing steroid use by San Francisco Giants superstar Barry Bonds, two San Francisco Chronicle reporters have corroborated the claims of Bonds' steroid abuse by every single person... more»

  

• Duke University Equestrian Team Hoping To Avoid Investigation Into Their Sex Scandal

  ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•14 | 04.06.06 | Sports News

  DURHAM, NC—Mere weeks after members of their university's lacrosse team were accused of sexually assaulting exotic dancers, ranking Duke polo and equestrian team members are downplaying rumors that they repeatedly engaged in acts of exotic... more»

  

• Royals Hire Tom Emanski To Teach Them Fundamentals Of Baseball

  ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•22 | 06.01.06 | Sports News

  KANSAS CITY—With their offense floundering, their pitching the league's worst, and their footwork on double-play balls atrocious, the Royals (12-37) announced Sunday that former youth-baseball coach and instructional-videotape producer Tom... more»

  

• Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•25 | 06.22.06 | Sports News

  RALEIGH, NC—Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday night in a hard-fought Game 7 against the Edmonton Oilers, North Carolina Gov. Michael Easley mobilized the National Guard to contain over two dozen... more»

  

• Somalia Defeats Rwanda To Win Third-World Cup

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•26 | 06.29.06 | Sports News

  KHARTOUM, SUDAN—The host city of the 2006 Developing Nations Football Championship erupted in cheers that nearly drowned out the cries of the starving and wounded Tuesday when the underdog Somali side, playing four down due to injuries and landmines, outlasted the more experienced if disease-ridden Rwandans 1-0 to win the inaugural Third-World Cup. more»

  

• PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•29 | 07.20.06 | Sports News

  PITTSBURGH—After five years of serving Pittsburgh as their state-of-the-art sporting facility, PNC Park, the home of the rundown, poorly maintained Pirates, said Tuesday it is threatening to leave Pittsburgh unless a new team can be built... more»

  

• Yankees–Red Sox Rivalry Running Dangerously Low On Storylines

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•34 | 08.24.06 | Sports News

  BOSTON—As the long-running Yankees–Red Sox rivalry nears the end of its 104th season, the popular feud that once provided fans with visceral, emotionally charged drama, larger-than-life heroes and villains, and compelling subplots... more»

  

• Overjoyed Saints Fans Tear Roof Off Reopened Superdome

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•39 | 09.28.06 | Sports News

  NEW ORLEANS—Over 70,000 elated New Orleans Saints fans celebrated the first professional football game to take place in the newly renovated Superdome since Hurricane Katrina Monday night by joyously rushing from their seats onto the field,... more»

  

• Cardinals Apologize For Winning World Series

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•44 | 11.02.06 | Sports News

  ST. LOUIS—Calling Friday night's victory on baseball's grandest stage "a terrible mistake," members of the St. Louis Cardinals issued a formal apology for making the playoffs, winning the World Series, and depriving baseball fans everywhere... more»

  

• Cross-Country Champ Wishes He Were Good At Sports

  ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•09 | 03.02.06 | Sports News in Brief

  WOODSIDE, CA—Cross-country runner Ryan Hall, who won the USA Track & Field open men's 12-km championship race last week, later said that... more»

• Steve Nash Calls Second Consecutive MVP Award 'Some Kind Of Sick Joke'

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•19 | 05.11.06 | Sports News in Brief

  PHOENIX—Upon receiving his second straight MVP award on Monday, Phoenix Suns point guard Steve Nash accused the NBA of "being out to make a... more»

  

• Sportscaster Claims You Hate To See That

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•26 | 06.29.06 | Sports News in Brief

• Tony Stewart Calls Upcoming Allstate 400 'A Great Opportunity To Kill Someone'

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•30 | 07.27.06 | Sports News in Brief

  INDIANAPOLIS—Just days after accepting full responsibility for a wreck that knocked Clint Boyer and Carl Edwards out of the Pocono 500, Tony... more»

  

• Experts: 'Derek Jeter Probably Didn't Need To Jump To Throw That Guy Out'

  ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•31 | 08.03.06 | Sports News in Brief

  BRISTOL, CT—Baseball experts agreed Sunday that Derek Jeter, who fielded a routine ground ball during a regular-season game in which the... more»

• Florida State University To Phase Out Academic Operations By 2010

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•37 | 09.14.06 | Sports News in Brief

  SARASOTA, FL—Bowing to pressure from alumni, students, and a majority of teaching professors of Florida State University, athletic director... more»

• Terrell Owens Blames Poor Game On Drew Bledsoe, Offensive Line, Hamid Karzai, NASA, Samsung

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•41 | 10.12.06 | Sports News in Brief

  DALLAS—Troubled, underperforming Dallas wide receiver Terrell Owens lashed out in a press conference at the Cowboys practice facility... more»

  

• Great African-American Moments In NASCAR History

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•12 | 03.23.06 | Sportsgraphic

  

• Lesser-Known Great Moments In NBA Finals History

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•23 | 06.08.06 | Sportsgraphic

  

• Rookie Tragically Misinterprets Suicide-Squeeze Sign

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•26 | 06.29.06 | Photo Finish

  

• Millions Of Americans Buying Floyd Landis-Inspired Bracelets

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•31 | 08.03.06 | Photo Finish

  

• Incoming North Korean Missile Intercepted By Deion Sanders

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•41 | 10.12.06 | Photo Finish

  

• Hockey Returns

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 41•38 | 09.20.05 | American Voices

  After a yearlong players' strike, professional hockey returned to the ice last weekend as the NHL presented the first exhibition games of the 2005-2006 season. What do you think? more»

• Video Games To Have Ads

  ISSUE 43•28 ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•35 | 09.04.06 | American Voices

  EA Games, makers of the popular Madden football-video-game franchise, just signed a deal with Microsoft's ad-placement arm to incorporate real-time... more»

• Uwe Boll Boxes Critics

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•39 | 09.28.06 | American Voices

  Uwe Boll, director of the critically reviled House of the Dead, recently took on four of his critics in a boxing ring in Canada. What do... more»

• Yankee Crashes Plane In NYC

  ISSUE 42•52 ISSUE 42•41 | 10.13.06 | American Voices

  A small plane piloted by New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle hit a Manhattan high-rise apartment building Wednesday. What do you think? more»

• President Ford Dead

  ISSUE 42•52 | 12.27.06 | American Voices

  President Gerald Ford, our nation's 38th President, died Tuesday at the age of 93 at his desert home in California. What do you think? more»

• This Year In Sports

  ISSUE 42•52 | 12.07.06 | Slideshow

  

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• Moderate Fighting Championship

  Despite the recent success of sports-entertainment companies, characters like Sammy "The Stoic" Martinez and Kurt "Two Punches Are Plenty" Pengal have failed to catch on with viewers and increase revenue of this touring operation.

  

• CANTON, OH—Mark Hamlin spent 45 minutes at the National Football Hall of Fame receiving marital advice from the bust of Vince Lombardi.

• RAPID CITY, SD—Jamie Moyer, 14, shot his younger brother in the back with a BB gun for no real good reason other than he looked like he was going to say something smart.

• TAMPA PALMS, FL—Avid sports-memorabilia collector Michael Bowen was arrested Tuesday after attempting to raise the value of his Wade Boggs rookie card by killing Wade Boggs.