Amazon.com Recommendations Understand Area Woman Better Than Husband
SANDUSKY, OH—The 36-year-old Meyers said she appreciates how the online retailer sometimes sends her e-mails "out of the blue."
Issue 4302
800,000 Privileged Youths Enlist To Fight In Iraq
WASHINGTON—"I didn't realize you could just sign up," said 26-year-old Brookline, MA resident and law-school grad Daniel Feldman.
Scientists Create World's Largest Novelty Atom
CHICAGO—"Man, no way we're getting any more work done this year," said atomic physicist Dr. Thom Frederiksen after viewing the ridiculously huge atom.
Jay Leno Reconsiders Retirement After Georgia Woman Sets Boyfriend's Crotch On Fire
BURBANK, CA—Despite having announced plans to retire as host of The Tonight Show in 2008, Jay Leno admitted yesterday that he was "having...
Letter Of Recommendation Clearly Written Under Duress
ST. PAUL, MN—Prospective employers of regional sales coordinator candidate Karyn Randall have noted that a glowing, if somewhat halting,...
Robbie Knievel Jumps Entire Generation's Awareness
BUTTE, MT—In his most dangerous and ambitious feat to date, motorcycle stuntman Robbie Knievel, the 44-year-old son of 1970s daredevil...
Teen Accurately Describes Robert Mapplethorpe Exhibit As 'Gay'
DETROIT—Despite having viewed only a single Robert Mapplethorpe photograph of a pink orchid during a class trip to the Detroit Institute of...
Wine Glasses, Burnt-Down Candles, Strewn Rose Petals Suggest Dolphins Courting Pete Carroll
MIAMI—Although Dolphins officials are being coy—some say almost coquettish—about whether or not they met with Pete Carroll...
Staff Members Under New Defense Secretary Wondering If They Still Get Summers Off
WASHINGTON, DC—The recent departure of Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary Of Defense has reportedly left his former staff noticeably tense and...
People Living On The Moon
NASA recently announced plans to construct a base on the moon's south pole that will be completed by 2024. Here are some of the ...
Jan. 4, 1959
Alaska, Hawaii, Guam, Bora Bora, Samoa, Philippines, Japan Granted U.S. Statehood
Bill Parcells: 'I've Always Hated Football'
DALLAS—In the last press conference Bill Parcells would give this year after leading the Cowboys through a frustrating 9-7 season and an excruciating first-round ...
Larry Brown To Trade Secretary Because She Is Unwilling To Conform To His Style Of Collating
PHILADELPHIA—New Philadelphia 76ers executive vice president and former Knicks head coach Larry Brown announced yesterday that plans to...
Voters Deny Cal Ripken Entrance Into Hall Of Fame: 'He Just Wasn't Very Good'
COOPERSTOWN, NY—Baltimore Orioles shortstop Cal Ripken Jr. failed to receive the 75 percent of the vote needed to gain admittance into the...
Tony Romo Regrets Eating Greasy Fried Chicken During Crucial Field-Goal Attempt
DALLAS—Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, whose bobbling of the snap on a crucial fourth-quarter field goal ended the season for Dallas, took...
Pelosi Vows Iraq Scrutiny
New House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has vowed "the harshest scrutiny" to any requests for money or troops from the president. What do you think?
Manson, Von Teese Split
Burlesque performer Dita Von Teese has reportedly filed for divorce from shock-rocker Marilyn Manson. What do you think
U.S. Bombs Somalia
The U.S. has initiated a series of attacks in southern Somalia aimed at suspected members of al Qaeda. What do you think?
Cell-Phone TV?
Verizon Wireless announced that it will soon offer TV service over its cell-phone network. What do you think?
