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Drunk Driver In The Zone

STOUGHTON, WI—Alcoholic and car owner Jim Torkleson attributes his "best-ever" 11-mile, 0.14 blood-alcohol-content drunken drive home from...

John Amaechi Comes Out As Former NBA Player

STOCKPORT, ENGLAND—British homosexual John Amaechi sent shockwaves throughout the sporting world last week when he announced, much to the surprise of his family and friends—in addition to NBA players and fans—that he lived a...

Bush Cuts Off Diplomatic Relations With Congress

WASHINGTON, DC—Calling Congress an "enemy of the state," the Bush Administration made it clear that it is not only severing ties to the lawmakers, but also to anyone who offers them aid, comfort, or votes.

Scooter Libby Trial

Scooter Libby, former aide to Vice President Dick Cheney, is on trial for identifying CIA agent Valerie Plame to the press. Here are some...

Nation's Joggers Sick Of Finding Dead Bodies

CHICAGO—"We just don't have the time to be consoled with a blanket and a cup of coffee by some cop," said jogger Elizabeth Riccardi, who, like many others, is tired of stumbling upon corpses in her path.
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