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BRECKSVILLE, OH—Citing his ability to score over 100 points when he is "not even trying all that hard," Bernie Grout, 34, announced...

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Starbucks, the dominant retail coffee chain in the United States, has started its own label, hear music. What do you think?

Marine General Peter Pace, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the Chicago Tribune that he considered homosexuality "immoral."...