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Issue 4316

Fighting Chinese Piracy

The United States recently filed several complaints with the World Trade Organization against the Chinese government for its failure to clamp...

Study: You Have HPV

ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released updated human papillomavirus infection rate statistics Tuesday, which...
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Britney Loses Custody Of Children

A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?
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