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Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business

• Weird Kid Shines During Dissection Project

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | News

  PONCA CITY, OK—Hollis' crooked glasses and musty odor were all but forgotten as he briefly transcended his social awkwardness in a recent dazzling display of frog dissection. more»

  

• Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah, Etc. Etc.

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | News

  MIDDLE EAST—The U.N. has issued a strongly worded thingy denouncing someone or something having to do with the vicious suicide whatevers that tore across some city this week. more»

  

• Don Cheadle 'Riveting' In Coffee Shop Purchase

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.28.07 | News

  LOS ANGELES—"It was the most amazing performance I've seen from him since I saw a bus that had his Gap ad on the side," said a dazzled shop patron about Cheadle's latest performance. more»

  

• Cheney Celebrates Earth Day By Breathing Oxygen

  ISSUE 44•27 ISSUE 43•17 | 04.23.07 | News in Brief

  WASHINGTON, DC—At a special Earth Day event Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney inhaled his first-ever breath of oxygen. "I... more»

• Mayor Daley's Son Appointed Head Of Illinois Nepotist Party

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.24.07 | News in Brief

  CHICAGO—Mere weeks after his unusual mid-March graduation from Northwestern University's School of Law, Shaun Daley, son of Chicago mayor... more»

• Female Boss Walking Around Like She Owns The Place

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | News in Brief

  SACRAMENTO, CA—Lydia Bernoldini, the CEO of financial services firm Bernoldini & Co., consistently uses her personal carriage and manner... more»

• Garden State Some Poor Fuck's Favorite Movie

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | News in Brief

  LOS ANGELES—Despite the existence of cinema classics such as Citizen Kane, The Godfather, and Seven Samurai, the 2004... more»

• Local Authorities More Than Happy To Let FBI Take Over

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.27.07 | News in Brief

  BUDA, TX—Officials with the Hays County sheriff's department said Monday they were "extremely relieved" to hand over to FBI investigators... more»

• Unsolved Hip-Hop Crimes

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Infographic

  Now that a suspect has finally been named in the 2002 killing of Jam Master Jay, police have turned their attention to other unsolved hip-hop... more»

  

• Your Horoscope

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Horoscope

• What Are We Looking For In A College?

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Statshot

  

• Long Talk Seems To Satisfy Girlfriend

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.23.07 | Radio News

• Man Shows Up At Arcade With Own Set Of Skee Balls

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.24.07 | Radio News

• President Bush Reaches Out To Nation's Fallen Bees

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Radio News

• Pizza Hut's New Pizza-Lover's Pizza Topped With Smaller Pizzas

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Radio News

• International Star Registry Accidently Renames Sun 'Margaret'

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.27.07 | Radio News

• Organizers Fear Terrorist Attacks On Upcoming Al-Qaeda Convention

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.28.07 | Radio News

• Rapper-Turned-Actor Turns Orthodontist

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.30.07 | Radio News

• Caricaturist's Self-Portrait Extremely Forgiving

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.24.07 | News in Photos

  

• Goldfish Teetering On Edge Of Sanity

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | News in Photos

  

• It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha Numbahs

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Commentary

  Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways / Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here. —Chicago, "Wishing You Were Here"... more»

• Gaze Upon My Baseball Cap Collection And Try To Remain Unmoved

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Commentary

  Allow me, with your kind permission, to present to you my pièce de résistance. I must warn you, as one of the select few to have ever witnessed... more»

• April 22, 1906

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.23.07 | History

  Earth-Quake Marks Least Gay Day In San Francisco History more»

  

• The 10 Products That Will Make You A Good Parent

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.27.07 | Sunday Magazine

  

• Editorial Cartoon - April 27, 2007

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.27.07 | Editorial Cartoon

  

• MLB Credits Hank Aaron With 50 Lost Home Runs

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.27.07 | Sports News

  MILWAUKEE—In what Major League Baseball officials are calling a "long overdue correction of a gross oversight," Commissioner Bud Selig announced yesterday the discovery that Hall of Famer Hank Aaron had in fact accumulated 50 previously... more»

  

• Hideki Matsui Can't Believe He Didn't Homer During Every At Bat In Single-A Ball

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—During his recent stint on the 15-day disabled list, Hideki Matsui completed a two-day rehab assignment with Class A Tampa Yankees... more»

• David Eckstein Hints To Parents That He Wants Birthday Cake Designed Like Hamburger

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Sports News in Brief

  ST. LOUIS—Ever since walking into a Baskin Robbins with his parents after one of his professional baseball games, Cardinals shortstop David... more»

• Floyd Mayweather Nervous That Training For De La Hoya Fight Has Not Involved Throwing Single Punch

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Sports News in Brief

  LAS VEGAS—WBC welterweight champion Floyd "Pretty Boy" Mayweather expressed concern Tuesday over the training methods employed by his corner... more»

• Kobe Bryant Still Shocked Every Time He Makes A Jump Shot

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Sports News in Brief

  LOS ANGELES—Despite his above-average field-goal percentage and 31.5 points per game, nine-time NBA All-Star Kobe Bryant admitted that he is... more»

  

• NFL's New Code Of Conduct

  ISSUE 43•52 ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Sportsgraphic

  By introducing his new Code Of Conduct and suspending "Pacman" Jones for the entire 2007 season, Commissioner Goodell has sent the strong message... more»

  

• Jeff Gordon Celebrates Equaling Earnhardt's Win Record With Giant Flag Honoring Jeff Gordon

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | Photo Finish

  

• In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway?

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.04.07 | In The Know

  Panelists discuss how the Segway personal transporter has revolutionized American life. more»

  

• Antipsychotics Reduce Sex Drive

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.23.07 | American Voices

  A study of people taking antipsychotic drugs for treatment of schizophrenia shows reveals that diminished sexual function is an unwanted side effect.... more»

• No Baghdad Wall

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.24.07 | American Voices

  The Iraqi prime minister has ordered the U.S. military to stop construction of a wall separating Shia and Sunni neighborhoods in Baghdad. What do... more»

• Boris Yeltsin Dead

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | American Voices

  Boris Yeltsin, the first democratically elected president in Russia after the fall of the Communist regime, died early Monday. What do you... more»

• Oregon Governor On Food Stamps

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.26.07 | American Voices

  Gov. Ted Kulongoski of Oregon is living on a budget of a week's worth of food stamps for the state's Hunger Awareness Week. What do you think? more»

• Pentacle Allowed On Veterans' Tombstones

  ISSUE 43•17 | 04.27.07 | American Voices

  The Department of Veteran Affairs will allow Wiccan symbols to appear on gravestones of veterans who practiced the faith. What do you think? more»

• Law Enforcement

  ISSUE 46•35 ISSUE 43•17 | 04.25.07 | Slideshow

  

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  Mexican storm making a run for it

• Son-In-Law Welcome Any Time

• Mentor Asks Protégé What He Sees In Mirror

• BROOKLYN, NY—When his shipment of extra large pink teddy bears was held up in customs for containing too much asbestos, Coney Island ring-toss operator Art Dirscherl was forced to reward winners with the 9 items from the lunch he had packed.

• MOUNTAIN HOME, AR—Retired Army Col. Jay Buford continued his search for something, anything to whip into a bone-crunching, neck-snapping fighting machine.

• PENDLETON, OR—Calamity was narrowly averted when Dairy Queen employee Adam Petkun heroically extinguished a grease fire with the icy flavor-avalanche of the new Wild Berry Blizzard.

• The Home Depot, Inc.

  This home-repair warehouse store gained interest after announcing a second hot dog cart would be placed near the front entrance of each location.