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Nation Mobilizes For Beautiful Weekend

NEW YORK—"It may mean sacrificing TV shows and even chores, but we cannot sit idly by as this gorgeous weather rolls in," said one resident, checking multiple forecasts.

Bush's New 'War Czar'

President Bush has appointed Lt. Gen. Douglas Lute as "war czar." What will Lute's duties entail?
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Jesus Is My Health Insurance

I tell you, people these days have lost their faith. Everybody's turning to the television or drugs or the government to solve their problems,...
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