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Supreme Court Reaches Landmark 'It Depends' Ruling

• MySpace Outage Leaves Millions Friendless

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | News

  BEVERLY HILLS, CA—It is feared the sudden lack of online companionship could inflict long-term psychological damage among MySpace's 150 million users. more»

  

• Media Landscape Redefined By 24-Second News Cycle

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.01.07 | News

  ATLANTA, GA—Media critics have argued that segments lasting less than four seconds are missing out on some of the nuance and context the old 45-second pieces provided. more»

  

• Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.02.07 | News

  MORRISTOWN, NJ—"When most people hear The Merchant of Venice, they think 1960s Las Vegas, but it's time to shake things up," said maverick director Kevin Hiles. more»

  

• Wedding Videographer Clearly Shooting Side Project During Ceremony

  ISSUE 46•27 ISSUE 43•22 | 05.28.07 | News in Brief

  FENTON, IL—Guests attending the marriage of Frank Herman and Lauren Holland reported Saturday that videographer Jesse Laske, a film-school... more»

• Kentucky DMV Introduces Game Of Chicken To Driver's Test

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.29.07 | News in Brief

  LOUISVILLE, KY— The Kentucky Department of Motor Vehicles announced yesterday that the game of chicken will be added to the state's... more»

• High School Student Whines His Way To 4.0 GPA

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | News in Brief

  JAMESTOWN, VA—Jamestown High School senior and National Merit Scholar Jason Wagner successfully whined his way to a 4.0 GPA for the fourth... more»

• Buttery Goodness Now America's Top Domestic Product

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | News in Brief

  WASHINGTON, DC—New data from the U.S. Commerce Department show that rich, buttery goodness beat out automobiles, timber, and... more»

• Executive Fascinated By Electrician's Lunch

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.01.07 | News in Brief

  NEW YORK—While waiting for an elevator en route to a lunch meeting at Central Park's Tavern on the Green restaurant Monday, Citibank CEO... more»

• Season Finale Wrap-Up

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | Infographic

  The 2006–2007 TV season is over. In the event you couldn't watch them, here are some highlights from the season finales of your favorite... more»

  

• Your Horoscope

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | Horoscope

• What Are We Leaving Unattended?

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | Statshot

  

• Texas Jury Awards Victims $9 Million In Barbecue

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.29.07 | Radio News

• Game Shows Now No. 1 Cause Of Death In Japan

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | Radio News

• Panic Attack Counted As Exercise

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Radio News

• Springsteen To Honor Troops By Extending North American Tour

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.01.07 | Radio News

• World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.02.07 | Radio News

• Ducks Only Interested In Area Man's Bread

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.03.07 | Radio News

• Aging Man Softens Stance On Fat Chicks

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.04.07 | Radio News

• Trail Of Lawn-Mower Assassin Still Fresh

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.29.07 | News in Photos

  

• Henry Rollins Laboriously Explains Why Buying Organic Is Punk Rock

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | News in Photos

  

• There's No More Reassuring Voice In Retirement Planning Than Dennis Hopper

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | Commentary

  There's no denying it anymore: I'm getting to that point in my life where I should start thinking seriously about my retirement. I'll be living on... more»

• I Believe In Evolution, Except For The Whole Triassic Period

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | Commentary

  I consider myself a rational person. When I have a question, I turn to science and logic to find the answer. Regarding the origins of life,... more»

• May 29, 1905

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.28.07 | History

  The Machine: Will It Replace The China-Man? more»

  

• Why Should You Give All Of Your Money To Scientology

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.01.07 | Sunday Magazine

  

• Editorial Cartoon - June 1, 2007

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.01.07 | Editorial Cartoon

  

• Nation To Ken Griffey Jr.: 'We Wish It Were You Hitting 756 Home Runs'

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Sports News

  CINCINNATI—Overcome with a mixture of distaste at the almost certain future and a wistful sense at the way things could and should have been, baseball fans across America took time to address veteran Reds superstar Ken Griffey Jr. yesterday... more»

  

• Brian Cashman Saves Job With Eight Shutout Innings

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Sports News in Brief

  NEW YORK—As Brian Cashman watched another Yankees starting pitcher struggle during the first inning during Tuesday's game against the Blue... more»

• Cleveland Sportswriter Compares LeBron James To Craig Ehlo

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Sports News in Brief

  CLEVELAND—Plain Dealer columnist Brandon Long, attempting to grade the playoff performance of Cavaliers forward LeBron James in terms... more»

• Teemu Selanne Practices Kissing Stanley Cup On Hand

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Sports News in Brief

  ANAHEIM—Ducks forward and team scoring leader Teemu Selanne, who has not won a championship in his 16 NHL seasons, has been using his hand... more»

• Kobe Bryant Demanding Things Again

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Sports News in Brief

  LOS ANGELES—Although Kobe Bryant is withholding comment on whether or not he recently demanded to be traded from the Lakers, the star... more»

  

• Ultimate Fighting Championship's Popularity

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Sportsgraphic

  As Ultimate Fighting continues its phenomenal rise, Onion Sports runs down the most commonly cited reasons for the sport's... more»

  

• Bill Belichick Finding New And Interesting Ways To Cut Players

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | Photo Finish

  

• Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.28.07 | Newsroom

  With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress. more»

  

• Memorial Day Celebrations

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.28.07 | American Voices

  Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it? more»

• Shark Gives Virgin Birth

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.29.07 | American Voices

  A captive hammerhead shark recently gave birth to a pup without the presence of a male. What do you think? more»

• Iran, U.S. Hold Bilateral Talks

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.30.07 | American Voices

  The United States and Iran held their first formal talks in 27 years in order to discuss the security of Iraq. What do you think? more»

• Venezuelans Protest TV-Station Closure

  ISSUE 43•22 | 05.31.07 | American Voices

  Venezuelan protesters took to the streets of Caracas after the Chavez government closed the popular-but-Chavez-critical television station Radio... more»

• Sheehan Quits Peace Movement

  ISSUE 43•22 | 06.01.07 | American Voices

  Cindy Sheehan, who lost her son in Iraq, is leaving peace activism, citing disillusionment with the Democrats and an antiwar movement that "often... more»

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• Decency Accidentally Bred Out Of Human Race

• Editor Of Bartlett's Familiar Quotations Promises To Slip In Girlfriend's Quote

• Critics: Hot New Lebanese Rock Group Might Blow Up Any Minute

• DURHAM, NC—Patients in the waiting room of Triangle Family Practice were informed via a spirited phone call made by the receptionist that her boyfriend, James, "just sits on his broke ass all day."

• TIFFIN, OH—Newly promoted Rent-A-Center manager Ronald Mickelson assured co-workers, friends, and family this week that he’s still the same old Ron Mickelson.

• ATLANTA, GA—Since the recent discovery of a new, extremely deadly form of cancer, volunteers at the American Cancer Society have been working around the clock trying to decide upon a color for the ribbon.

• Verdin Bells

  Shares in this bell manufacturer rose sharply Tuesday after a closing bell mishap at the NYSE resulted in a broken bell, forcing the exchange to purchase a new bell.