WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Revolutionary War veteran noted that while Hussein was a tyrant, that alone did not justify a "conflict that seems without design ...

LOS ANGELES—A disturbing percentage of Americans are too large to ascend a footstool, too inflexible to kick it away, and too heavy to dangle ...

BOSTON—"These constant hootenannings must stop," said Mayor Menino, a staunch critic since Faneuil Hall's doors were forcibly removed and used as a dancing ...

BROOKFIELD, IL—Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group...

WASHINGTON, DC—With June 14 just a week away, citizens nationwide are hoping that brisk, windy weather is in store for this Flag...

MANCHESTER, NH—A sold-out crowd at St. Anselm College refused to leave after the Republican presidential debate came to a close Tuesday,...

HAILEY, ID—As a teenager, Kerry Jarrett never thought she would have the opportunity to own and operate a completely fabricated coffee shop...

LOS ANGELES—Former late-night television personality Craig Kilborn announced Monday that he has decided to return to the show he says he...

President Bush is seeking to double the amount the U.S. is spending to fight global AIDS to $30 billion in five years. Where will ...

War Rationing Board Restricts Nylon Use to Armed Forces, J. Edgar Hoover Only

SAN ANTONIO—San Antonio Spurs All-Star center Tim Duncan told reporters yesterday that he is rooting for the Cleveland Cavaliers to win this year's ...

CHICAGO—After MLB executive vice president for administration John McHale Jr. announced that Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella would be...

PARADISE—God, the omnipotent and omniscient Creator of the Universe who recently saw fit to allow the Cleveland Cavaliers to advance to the...

NEW YORK—Following a no-decision after two consecutive losses—a three-game span in which the Mets scored a combined three...

CLEVELAND—New York Knicks coach and president of basketball operations Isiah Thomas, distraught over his team's failure to make the playoffs...

The NFL is joining other sanctioning bodies in researching methods of preventing head injuries after studies revealed players have been suffering...

One year after Little Man, panelists discuss whether America can handle another movie from the Wayans Brothers.

Calling the final Harry Potter book her "darkest yet," J.K. Rowling confirmed one of the characters in it will be date raped.

An Atlanta lawyer recently flew two transatlantic flights after being diagnosed with a rare and dangerous strain of tuberculosis. What do you...

The Creation Museum, which holds that the Bible is the supreme authority, opened last week in Kentucky. What do you think?

A secession movement has been gaining traction in the state of Vermont. What do you think?

I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby was sentenced to 30 months in prison for obstructing the Valerie Plame CIA leak investigation. What do you think?"

The House has ordered a speedy ethics probe into the dealings of Rep. William J. Jefferson (D-LA) that could oust him before he goes to ...