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Tim Duncan Rooting For Cavaliers For Good Of NBA

SAN ANTONIO—San Antonio Spurs All-Star center Tim Duncan told reporters yesterday that he is rooting for the Cleveland Cavaliers to win this year's NBA Finals, stating that a Cavaliers victory is "exactly what the NBA needs right...

Bush To Double AIDS Funding

President Bush is seeking to double the amount the U.S. is spending to fight global AIDS to $30 billion in five years. Where will the money...

June 8, 1944

War Rationing Board Restricts Nylon Use to Armed Forces, J. Edgar Hoover Only
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