WASHINGTON, DC—"We must act now so that our children's children can live in a world without sweat," said president Bush, justifying the project ...

COLUMBUS, OH—The skanks would neither confirm nor deny that the kiss would involve tongue, forcing many bargoers to wait and continuously eye the suggestive ...

CHICAGO, IL—Many of those who live in the hopeless pit of a neighborhood say they are hesitant to allow the prick developer to dump ...

WASHINGTON, DC—Though the film isn't scheduled for release until June 29, a New York Times/CBS News poll found that nearly half the...

WASHINGTON—According to a poll released Monday by Teen Zogby!, both Barack Obama's approval and dreaminess ratings...

LOGANSPORT, IN—Area music enthusiast Curt Webber, 22, is completely open to enjoying "all kinds" of metal, the self-described eclectic iconoclast said Monday.

SANTA MONICA, CA—Despite accusations that Joshua Wyden is the dangerous and manipulative leader of a cult known as The Watchful Eye, a...

DAYTON, OH—Thirty-five-year-old guy Greg Hill, who already has a few kids, announced yesterday his intention to have more kids....

Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone Friday, June 29. Here are some of its most highly anticipated features:

1939 World's Fair Portends Ghastly Future

When I sat down to write this speech, I thought a lot about what I had learned over the past four years. On the first ...

LOS ANGELES—Suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones called a press conference Tuesday in order to emphasize that he will be nowhere near a ...

NEW YORK—Frustrated with trying to fulfill the needs of both the NFL Players' Association and retired players claiming they have been...

SAN ANTONIO—Following a Spurs Sunday victory parade during which Tim Duncan regaled the crowd with uncharacteristically exuberant...

NOT BOSTON OR NEW YORK—Something nearly worth reporting occurred either Saturday or Sunday—although no written records of the event...

ORLANDO—According to his personal caddy Steve Williams, after Tiger Woods was informed that his wife had gone into labor with their first...

With the power invested in him as honorary tournament chairman, Arnold Palmer declares himself the winner of the 2007 U.S. Open

Panelists discuss the political repercussions of a new poll showing Kim Jong-Il's approval rating at an all time low of 120%.

In violation of non-proliferation agreements, the little nation has developed an itsy bitsy arsenal of destruction.

New Mexico banned cockfighting last week, making Louisiana the only state where it remains legal. What do you think?

Claiming that there is no law requiring them to pay taxes, well-armed New Hampshire couple Ed and Elaine Brown have vowed to die rather than...

The United States lifted sanctions against Palestine, and will resume sending aid to the country. What do you think?

According to a report by the oversight committee, at least 88 White House staffers used outside e-mail accounts for official business, thus...