WASHINGTON, DC—In a landmark decision Monday, the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-1 that it rules.

LOS ANGELES—With less than 72 hours to go before what many are calling the television event of October, if not the year, businesses, schools ...

AUSTIN, TX—In a landslide decision, the people of Texas elected a .44-caliber revolver to the U.S. Senate.

PRINCETON, NJ–According to the latest Gallup Poll, conducted Monday and Tuesday of this week, nearly three out of four Americans can no longer believe ...

WASHINGTON, DC—In yet another victory for America, the bill that makes its greatness official passed Congress Monday.

WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton announced that the Bad Times are over, and we all shall live happily forever and ever.

WASHINGTON, DC–Holding aloft a box of unclaimed coats, wallets, and in-line skates labeled "Cincinnati," Secretary of the Interior Bruce Babbitt announced Monday that the ...

LAKE HAVASU CITY, AZ—Raymond Pfaff, 91, clings to life in the hopes of making it all the way to the Hawaii quarter’s release.

UNITED NATIONS—The plan would permit the U.S. to take any action it wishes anywhere in the world at any time.

WASHINGTON, DC—After decades of antagonism between the two global powers, the U.S. has officially severed relations with Them, Bush administration officials announced Tuesday.

NASHVILLE, TN—At any given time, 45 percent of all truckers are idling on the side of the road listening to this ballad of heartbreak ...

HOLLYWOOD, CA—Americans gathered Monday to discuss their feelings of heartbreak, anger, and resentment toward America's sweetheart Kirsten Dunst, after the film star broke ...

SCHAUMBURG, IL—The museum details the history of these interesting people, from their "day trips" to their "baseball games."

ITHACA, NY–According to a report released Monday by Cornell University's College Of Food Science, America is ready for a third brand of ketchup ...

WASHINGTON, DC– After a focus group determined "In God We Trust" to be "boring," the U.S. introduced a new motto Monday: "America... We're ...

WASHINGTON, DC—Assuming that there must be a good reason for the order, U.S. citizens lined up at elementary schools and community centers across ...

COGDELL, GA—The Cogdell School Board banned the teaching of the controversial "Theory Of Math" in its schools Monday. "We are simply not confident of ...

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a report released Monday by the Department of Sides and Garnishes, 85 percent of U.S. cole slaw is never consumed ...

OCALA, FL—Tawny Bridges, Miss Nude America 2003, was forced to relinquish her crown amid scandal Monday, when it was discovered that she had appeared ...

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush spoke out Monday in support of a revised version of the 2001 USA Patriot Act that would make it illegal to ...

WASHINGTON, DC—In a near-unanimous vote Monday, 434 members of the House and all 100 senators voiced their approval of $250 billion. "My fellow members ...

NEW YORK (Sept. 3)—The already jubilant mood of the Republican National Convention was given a further boost Thursday night when, during his closing address ...

WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare moment of bipartisan unity, lawmakers on both sides of the aisle fondly recalled the Reform Party Tuesday. "Remember 'Ross For ...

WASHINGTON, DC—Responding to growing demand, the Bush Administration has announced that their popular and critically acclaimed first season...

EAST ST. LOUIS, MO—Army Staff Sergeant Declan Morris announced that he has "no idea what to think" concerning potential recruit Justin...

A federal judge in Los Angeles recently struck down a section of the Patriot Act, decalring it unconstitutional. Which parts of the law are under ...

The high-tech Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum opened in Springfield, IL last week. What are some of its exhibits?

President Wilson Calls For Creation Of Useless World Governing Body

Americans Outraged By South Africa's Race-Divided Economic System

On Sept.11, 2001, America was hit by an unprecedented attack on its shores. The devastation and loss of life is incalculable. It is clear ...

Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.

Congressman Robert Ingersol (R-SC) reads detailed report in the House of Representatives on his recent killing of a hobo.

The average American home now contains more televisions than people. What do you think?

The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?

Personal savings in the United States is the lowest it's been since the Depression. What do you think?

In a speech at Mount Vernon, President Bush likened the war on terror to the Revolutionary War. What do you think?

Captain America, the comic book character created during World War II as a patriotic opponent of the Nazis, was killed by sniper bullets in a ...