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Temporary housing enthusiasts traveled from as far as park benches and ATM lobbies on the other side of town for the event.
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NEW YORK—The funeral for Bank of America CEO David Kessler, intended as a solemn remembrance of the 73-year-old's life, quickly developed...
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WASHINGTON, DC—Dissent continued to plague the 2008 presidential campaign this week, as Sen. Hillary Clinton had harsh words for Sen. Barack...
LOS ANGELES—Hubris, the theoretically fatal sin of overweening pride, failed to lead to the tragic downfall of high-powered executive Ted...
BETHESDA, MD—After an extensive six-month study using an electroencephalogram and a finger, researchers at the National Institutes of Health...
Gen. David Petraeus gave his report on the effectiveness of the troop surge in Iraq to Congress Monday. Here are some of the most significant...
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LOS ANGELES—Despite having a combined 56 fewer career victories, professional tennis player Andy Roddick informed professional golfer Phil...
NEW YORK—Following another impressive start Monday, enigmatic but lovable Mets clubhouse joker Pedro Martinez informed reporters that he was...
ANN ARBOR, MI—Coaches and players reacted philosophically Tuesday to the news that Michigan, which fell out of the USA Today polls'...
ATLANTA—Responding to criticism from players and fans that the inaugural year of the PGA Tour's FedEx Cup Championship has failed to become...
FOXBOROUGH, MA—After posting his most productive receiving performance in eight years during his Patriots debut, Randy Moss told reporters...
Onion Sports looks back at the best moments from the 11th season of women's professional basketball.
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Panelists reminisce about how much better things used to be 10,000 years ago.
The nation's poorest schools will receive extra government funding to teach their students skills like rifle assembly and precision marching.
Kid Nation, a CBS reality program that places 40 children in a deserted town in the New Mexico desert with no adult supervision, premieres...
President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you...
The U.S. economy lost 4,000 jobs last month—the largest drop in four years—raising fears of a recession. What do you think?
Chapel-run prison libraries are pulling certain unapproved books on faith, fearing that they may fuel recruitment for militant religious groups. What...
President Bush announced a plan to withdraw 30,000 troops by next summer. What do you think?