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Issue 4340

Oct. 4, 1951

Morty And Betty Crocker Executed For Selling Top-Secret Cake Recipes to Reds

Yankees Decline Wild Card

NEW YORK—Saying the American League wild-card bid is "beneath the dignity of the Yankees organization" and "an affront to everything [we] stand for," New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner and manager Joe Torre told reporters during a...

MLB World Series Contenders

With baseball's postseason underway, Onion Sports takes its annual look at the playoff teams and their chances to take home the 2007 World Series...

Vlad Guerrero

Guerrero is a monster of a power hitter, but is monstrous power enough?

Blackwater In The United States

Since it was reported that Blackwater killed more than 25 Iraqi civilians in a seemingly unprovoked attack, it has also come to light that the...
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