TALLAHASSEE,FL—"If governors can't execute prisoners legally in prisons, they're going to turn elsewhere for the procedure," said Dr. Daniel Blecker.
LOS ANGELES—Evidence shows that Hollywood is a town of boundless goodwill and camaraderie, where backstabbing, ego-rivalry, and grudge-holding does not exist.
SAN DIEGO—"It's great to be back," announced frontman Mark McGrath, whose band followed thoughts of a turkey sandwich and a reminder to pay ...
WASHINGTON, DC—According to a warning issued by the Food and Drug Administration Monday, a generous amount of Suave Naturals Juicy Green...
CHICAGO—A group of scientists from the University of Chicago raised new questions during an international nephology conference held there...
DAYTON, OH—According to 5-year-old Janie Wright's mean older brother, Dave, 8, if unsuitable borrowers Ken and Barbie continue to default on...
MERIDIAN, ID—Manager Duane Robert's 12-year career at Wendy's climaxed in a moment of triumph Tuesday, when his longtime condiment policy...
BURLINGTON, VT—After nearly 30 years of forming his 2s in a "sober, ordinary" fashion, local resident Howard Shorn announced his...
The contract for the Writers Guild of America, the organization to which most writers for television and film belong, expires on Oct. 31,...
BOSTON—The Boston Red Sox, who have failed to win a single World Series since the departure of relief pitcher Curtis Leskanic in 2004, are ...
TAMPA, FL—Former manager of the year Joe Girardi blamed "rustiness and an extreme case of nerves" after blowing his interview for the New...
BOSTON—Although Colorado players, managers, and coaches said they would not issue a formal complaint about the playing conditions in Boston,...
MIAMI—While preparing for their upcoming game in London against the New York Giants, the struggling Miami Dolphins spent most of the week's...
BOSTON—Boston Red Sox manager Terry Francona announced Tuesday that the Colorado Rockies would receive a healthy dose of pitcher Josh Becket...
BOSTON—Chaos and destruction marred the opening of the World Series when Air Force B-52 bombers scheduled to make a ceremonial flight over...
When the Titans found themselves unable to score on eight different possessions last Sunday, Tennessee placekicker Rob Bironas was able to break...
Onion Sports breaks down the crucial aspects of the Fall Classic.
Officials in California dedicated the Folsom Dam Memorial, which will honor the nearby residents that will die when the faulty dam fails.
Rep. Gelinas proposes an educational bill to increase the number of young people he meets in under-13 chat rooms.
The first U.S. baby boomer, born one second after midnight on January 1, 1946, has applied for Social Security benefits. What do you think?
At a public appearance at Carnegie Hall in New York, author J.K. Rowling announced that Dumbledore, the headmaster character in her popular Harry...
After 17 pregnancies were reported in its three muddle schools in four years, the school board of Portland, ME, voted to allow the middle school...
In a new audio tape, Ossama bin Laden encourages Iraqi insurgents to stop infighting and unite against the occupying forces. What do you think?
To celebrate their first trip to the World Series, the Colorado Rockies are designating the month of October "Rocktober," and the team is seeking to...