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Scientists Posit Theoretical ‘Productive Weekend’

CAMBRIDGE, MA—Challenging long-accepted scientific convention, a group of leading MIT scientists published a report Thursday positing that, under certain rare and specific conditions, a so-called “productive weekend” is theoretically pos...

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Consumer Safety Commission Fondly Recalls Stretch Armstrong Doll
Orange Alert Sirens To Blow 24 Hours A Day In Major Cities
DMV Reconsidering 'One For the Road' Driver Relaxation Campaign
Life Jackets Issued To All Americans For Some Reason
8-Year-Old Can't Understand Why He Isn't Allowed On Roof
Surgeon General Issues Report On Dangers Of Secondhand Fire
Earth To Be Made Child-Safe
Police Race To Scene Of Car Alarm
Child-Safety Experts Call For Restrictions On Childhood Imagination
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