WASHINGTON—According to Congress, the bill is the most effective way to ensure that the growing casualty rate in Iraq is instantly reversed and reduced ...

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Seattle—"Sometimes I wonder what I ever saw in his online profile," said Baxter, who couldn’t remember the last time she and Tim Siegal ...

PAWTUCKET, RI—Following the success of its Star Wars Monopoly, I Love Lucy Monopoly, College Monopoly, Monopoly Junior, and Monopoly...

COLUMBUS, OH—The shame, humiliation, and ridicule local teen Brandon Means suffered from being the only member of his peer group still...

BROWNSVILLE, AR—An area object partially immersed in a liquid was buoyed upward Tuesday by a force equal to the weight of the liquid...

DOVER, MD—According to fellow employees who observed the scene, office assistant Brian Rockwell has been asked to shoot Janice an e-mail...

LOS ANGELES—What's-his-face, possibly best known for his recurring role in a series of pretty big action movies from the past few years,...

Judith Regan, the former publisher of Reganbooks, is suing Rupert Murdoch and News Corporation, alleging that the company sought to discredit her...

BRISTOL, CT—Craig Kilborn, the former host of The Late Late ShowWith Craig Kilborn, actor from the film The Benchwarmers, and SportsCenter anchor from ...

NEW YORK—Following a recent game in New York, Cleveland Cavaliers forward and league MVP LeBron James confessed his desire to quit...

MOST MAJOR AMERICAN CITIES—Coaches, managers, team owners, quarterbacks, pitchers, drivers, hockey and basketball centers, league MVPs,...

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BRISTOL, CT—The advertising, promotions, and publicity departments of cable sports network ESPN are being lauded for refusing to simply give...

PITTSBURGH—After a decades-long decline in fan interest that reached its nadir with the loss of an entire season to labor strife, the...

Jimmie Johnson has been awarded the 2007 NASCAR Nextel Cup after an historic and eventful racing season. Onion Sports runs down the high...

Onion Sports analysts break down the abilities of the highest-scoring American hockey player ever.

Thanksgiving is a time for far-flung family members to reunite with each other and share in holiday cheer at the airport.

Congressman Gary Nelson has an economic plan to raise his family's standard of living.

Newsweek magazine hired the president's former deputy chief of staff, Karl Rove, as a columnist last week. What do you think?

A recent Swiss survey reveals that that teenagers who smoke marijuana function better than those who also use tobacco. What do you think?

Children and adolescents with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder have been shown to have slower development in certain regions of the brain....

A glaucoma drug called Lumigan is now being marketed for its side effect of growing eyelashes longer. What do you think?

A recent German study demonstrated that acupuncture, even fake acupuncture, worked better than conventional care to relieve chronic back pain. What...