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PHILADELPHIA—A reciprocated expression of gratitude provided upon receiving a thank-you note last month has plunged friends Amy Hildenbrand,...

DES MOINES, IA—During a brief, five-minute telephone conversation last Monday, local resident Grant Jacobs, 58, reportedly expressed...

INDIANAPOLIS—Dr. Thomas Draker's announcement Monday that his patient Sarah Ross, 32, had successfully built up an immunity to bee stings...

COLUMBUS, OH—According to a statement released by the Ohio Department of Transportation Wednesday, highway maintenance workers are so...

NEW YORK—New York University student Dave Werner announced Monday that he has successfully parlayed an unpaid fall internship at the...

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NEW ORLEANS—Mere moments after hoisting the crystal national championship trophy, Tigers coach Les Miles announced that LSU had made the decision to "go out ...

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NEW YORK—In an attempt to invigorate interest in what many see as a niche or novelty sport and thereby broaden their fanbase, Arena...

DALLAS—Fox color commentator and former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman assured viewers Sunday that during playoff telecasts he...

NEW YORK—One month after his name appeared in the Mitchell Report, veteran Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens filed a defamation suit...

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Onion Sports takes a long, loving look at the man who may be the most beautiful NFL MVP of all time.

Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.

A shocking new study finds U.S. children lag far behind their international peers in subjects like rifle assembly and mine defusing.

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