WASHINGTON—A bipartisan committee found the plan was a "super-easy" way to rake in cash, and has already borrowed supplies from Sen. Chuck Hagel's ...

RICHMOND, VA—Customers were assured they would get a pretty good deal on a brand-name mattress. Not an out-of-this-world, unheard-of deal. But pretty good.

CARSON CITY, NV—Once, movies were a quarter, soda pop only cost a nickel, and Hank Fletcher's sphincter was strong enough to expand and ...

WILMETTE, IL—In an impromptu press conference held Monday afternoon in the parking lot of a local GameStop, a coalition of four area stoners...

SOUTH BELOIT, IL—South Beloit High School biology teacher Nathan Merchant struggled Tuesday to provide a satisfactory educational reason for...

LOS ANGELES—Although his father, Bob Dylan, is widely considered to be the voice of a generation, Jakob Dylan, lead singer of folk-rock band...

WASHINGTON—During a press conference Tuesday, CIA chief Michael Hayden expressed regret over the organization's inhumane interrogation tactics...

NASHVILLE—In what onlookers described as an epic war for conversational dominance, girlfriend Amy Soisson, 28, clawed, battled, and interrupted...

CINCINNATI—Screen star Milla Jovovich, famed for her work in Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, and The Fifth...

Virgin Galactic, the space tourism venture run by Richard Branson, unveiled its new commercial sub-orbital spacecraft, the SpaceShip Two. Here...

The Lego Turns 50 The Lego, invented by a Danish toy manufacturer, turned 50 last week. Here are some highlights from the...

LOUISVILLE, KY—Exactly one year to the day after Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro was tragically taken from us before his time, an apparition of the ...

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—Disgruntled Nets point guard Jason Kidd held a press conference Tuesday in order to publicly demand a trade to...

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—Following questions on topics ranging from his feelings about winning his fourth Australian Open title to his relationship...

GLENDALE, AZ—In an apparent attempt to raise his morale and that of his team, Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress released a statement Monday...

GLENDALE, AZ—Patriots head coach Bill Belichick responded to reporters' questions regarding Tom Brady's injury status by repeatedly denying any...

ATLANTA—Describing the experience as "nice" and "interesting," nearly 19,000 Atlanta residents filled Atlanta's Philips Arena for the National...

Win or lose, appearing in the Super Bowl is no guarantee that a team will do well next season. Onion Sports looks at Super Bowl ...

He had a big week on Buttermilk Mountain, but is The Flying Tomato snowboarding perfection personified?

Congressman Porter (R-IN) urges immediate action against the gang members that have infiltrated our neighborhoods, our schools, and even the Capitol.

Yahoo, the popular internet portal site, plans to trim its workforce by 10 to 20 percent at the end of the month. What do you ...

Congress agreed on an economic stimulus package that would give individual taxpayers a rebate of up to $600. What do you think?

President Bush delivered his last State Of The Union Address last night. What do you think?

The nearly 10-year-old State Quarter program will draw to a close this year. What do you think?

Proposed legislation in New York would protect underage Internet users by creating an email registry of convicted sex offenders. What do you...

After posting the weakest sales period in the company's history, Starbucks announced that it would be closing 100 stores. What do you think?

An American spy satellite launched in 2006 has lost power and expected to fall to Earth in late February or early March. What do you ...

An enigmatic man appeared in Hastings, NY, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed ...