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Issue 4409

Mukasey Visits Guantanamo

Attorney General Michael Mukasey made his first trip to the United >States military detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Here's some of...

Alton Jones

Alton Jones may have just won his first Bassmaster Classic, but that doesn't necessarily mean he is the perfect athlete.

Big Game Coming Up

NEW YORK—A major contest between two high-quality teams in a major sport is scheduled to take place in the immediate future, multiple media...

NFL Combine 2008

Darren McFadden's 4.33 40 time is the talk of this year's pre-draft workout, but it was far from the only notable moment in Indianapolis last...

Camel Cash Inherited From Grandpa

TOPEKA, KS—Twenty-eight-year-old Brian Roberson became the sole heir of his late grandfather Herman Roberson's lifetime savings in Camel Cash...

Universal Options Hasbro

Universal Studios signed a six-year, four-picture deal with Hasbro that will dip into the popular toy manufacturer's game catalog to produce...
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