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Issue 4412

Daddy Put In Bye-Bye Box

ITHACA, NY—"I'm going to be the big boy of the house until he gets back," said 5-year-old Ryan Lewis, whose daddy now resides in a cool underground fort.

Tyler Hansbrough

It's uplifting to see his kind of intensity and passion, but what does that have to do with sports?
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