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Smoove Is Waiting

Girl, there comes a time when even a strong, well-dressed man must admit defeat. It has been a long time since we broke up and you left...

Crowd-Related Disasters

Merely watching a sporting event can be dangerous, as we were reminded when 40 people were burned by malfunctioning fireworks at last week's...

Blood...Blood Everywhere

DAVENPORT, IA—Accompanied by a familiar, yet foreign odor, the blood has begun to flow from walls, floors, and, in one isolated incident, from a child’s sandbox.

Celebrity Drug Busts

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora is the latest in a rash of celebrities charged with DUI. What other celebrities have suffered public or legal...
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Ugh, This A Place Where Bartenders Wear Bow Tie

PITTSBURGH—Saying they should have known from the moment they walked in the unmarked speakeasy entrance and spotted the extensive wood paneling, customers confirmed Friday that, ugh, this is one of those places where the bartenders all wear bow ties.

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