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Issue 4414

Smoove Is Waiting

Girl, there comes a time when even a strong, well-dressed man must admit defeat. It has been a long time since we broke up and you left...

Crowd-Related Disasters

Merely watching a sporting event can be dangerous, as we were reminded when 40 people were burned by malfunctioning fireworks at last week's...

Blood...Blood Everywhere

DAVENPORT, IA—Accompanied by a familiar, yet foreign odor, the blood has begun to flow from walls, floors, and, in one isolated incident, from a child’s sandbox.

Celebrity Drug Busts

Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora is the latest in a rash of celebrities charged with DUI. What other celebrities have suffered public or legal...
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This Great Song, Bar Sources Report

TOMAH, WI—Pausing their conversations momentarily to call attention to the music playing on the establishment’s jukebox, sources at local bar Shepherd’s confirmed to reporters Friday that this is a great song.