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San Diego Zoo, Prison Merge

SAN DIEGO—The new ultra-efficient complex is open to schoolchildren on field trips, family members of convicted felons, and state-appointed defense lawyers.

Vatican Okays Space Aliens

Vatican chief astronomer Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes stated that belief in extraterrestrial life is not contradictory with church doctrine because aliens...
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Racehorse Shows Up For Season 450 Pounds Overweight
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Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal
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San Diego Zoo, Prison Merge
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New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up
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Everything Falling Apart, Reports Institute For Somehow Managing To Hold It All Together
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Stackley Cup Playoffs Underway
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Was Heath Ledger Financing A Street War In The Philippines?
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