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Clinton Suspends Campaign

While keeping her delegates, Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign to be the Democratic nominee, leaving Barack Obama the party's presumptive...

Terrible Idea Committed To Paper

SECAUCUS, NJ—Sales supervisor Justin Henry stopped in the middle of a busy sidewalk Monday, obstructing the paths of 15 pedestrians as he...

Ed McMahon May Lose House

After falling behind in payments, former Tonight Show sidekick Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his $6.25 million home. What do you think?
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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

The Week In Review

Escaped Caterpillar On Rampage Through City
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Hillary Grabs 'Hillary '08' Sign From Aide, Snaps It Over Knee
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Liberty City Police Face Allegations Of Incompetence, Brutality
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Aftershock A Real 'Fuck You' To Earthquake Victims
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Report: Love Letters From U.S. Troops Increasingly Gruesome
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Pau Gasol Googles 'Lakers + Celtics + Rivalry'
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Once-Great Competitive Eater Reduced To Hustling At 10-Cent Wing Nights
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Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
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