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Issue 4425

History's Mysteries

History 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. CDT In the series finale of this program, host Arthur Kent attempts to uncover the underlying reasons behind his show's cancellation.

Ha-Ha, You Got Braces

MTV 4 p.m. EDT/3 p.m. CDT Following the lives of four teens: Braceface, Metal Mouth, the Retainer, and Rubber-Band Head.

Chipper Jones

Sizing up Jones, the most recent man who might be the next man to hit .400.

Fantasy Baseball Owner Rips Team In Media

BROOKLYN, NY—Mark Mendicus, 26-year-old Staples employee and principal owner of the fantasy baseball team Beat With Uggla Stick, blasted his underperforming team in the media Monday, going so far as to single out individual players,...

I'm Training To Ruin A Marathon

When I set my mind to something, there's no turning back, no slowing down, and no excuses. So when I heard about the upcoming 17th Annual Richland...

Friends From Home Embarrassing

BROOKLYN, NY—After taking a group of visiting hometown friends out with the circle of friends he has made since moving to New York from...
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