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Issue 4429

Appealed Strike Call Taken All The Way To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON—The United States Supreme Court heard oral arguments yesterday in the case of Wright v. Dreckman, which calls into question professional baseball player David Wright's 2005 check swing against the San Diego Padres and...

Lesser-Known Sports Video Games

Sports titles account for almost a third of all video games sold, but not all of them can be best-sellers or long-running franchises. Some that...

Oscar De La Hoya

We size up the Golden Boy, who seems determined to retire for good after his next fight, if not during it.

Shit Yeah, Another Baby

Free clinic says I'm gonna have me another baby. Two months I been pregnant already, and it's like I didn't even notice. But now I'm pumped as...

Climate Change's Security Fallout

The National Intelligence Council recently addressed Congress to discuss the security threats that need to be considered in the face of global...
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    The number of Americans who went to the movies hit a 20-year low in 2014, leaving theaters scrambling to find ways to incentivize the public to see new releases on the big screen rather than watch films at home or on the internet. Here are some methods theaters are using to win back audiences and increase box office sales:

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