Issue 4431

Colts vs. Redskins

The entire offseason comes down to this: The Colts, The Redskins, and the Hall of Fame Game.

New Linens-N-Shit Opens

MACON, GA—If buyers can't find shit in the right color or size, the crap they need can be located in heaping piles of overstock shit in the warehouse.
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